David Helms
davidhelms.bsky.social
David Helms
@davidhelms.bsky.social
Girl Dog Dad
JFC. It sounds like a Virginia Slims ad.

You’ve come a long way, baby.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 AM
No, actually it doesn’t sound like that at all. Words have meaning.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pathetically hilarious
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Secretary of Defense Sobel
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Never enough
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Super Girl is not messing around
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
OMG update! Yes you can!
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s trick or treat go time!
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What is this magic technology you speak of
October 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
DC SHOWED UP
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Could he look more ridiculous?
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The World’s Most Beautiful Dog catching some rays on our hike in Prince William Forest Park today
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Northern Water Snake catching some rays on our hike in Prince William Forest Park today
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Armed troops patrolling that hotbed of crime: Georgetown Waterfront Park at 11AM
August 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This is what joy feels like in my life
August 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
National Park police assembly a mounted patrol in Georgetown Waterfront Park. Over the past 12 years I have never seen an assembly of this many mounted National Park Police in Georgetown.
August 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is exactly right. Old white dudes like myself have to show up and represent
August 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Damon Lindelof knew
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
M O O N
July 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ok, ok. He has a point. It can't be all Trump derangement all the time. So here is a picture of my amazing dog Zoey at the tidal basin celebrating the cherry blossoms.
June 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Apropos of nothing, this pic of Bill Gates is sending me real Judice vibes
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@kaine.senate.gov, do you not understand that we are not stupid and we know a fake out betrayal when we see one?
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM