I’m pretty grateful for our seemingly synced poops, this morning.

Man, as a kid it was my one and only desire to go to Easy Street to eat pizza, climb through the tube maze, and spend all my quarters at the arcade.

Normally I am strictly a team Ben & Adam guy, but with the inclusion of Mike Downie that may change for this season.

We’ve all prayed to this god at one point in time.

I’m gonna get a sign that hangs over our front door that reads ‘In this house, it’s ALWAYS the purge…May the gods be on your side’.

I mean you did say that you’d argue having kids makes you ‘worse’ for society.

I know what you mean, and I know where your heart actually lies, but it’s so easy to get caught in the ‘us vs them’ mentality of this place.

This argument seems to miss the point a little.

Look out for each other. Take care of the planet.

That should be the message.

Came here to say this. Haha.

Capitalism would never allow it.

Congratulations! You did it!

I may never recover.

Wait, whaaaaat?!

Like, what the hell?

This better not be a kink shaming post. Felching for all! Kennedy for none!