David Gallows
davidgallows.bsky.social
David Gallows
@davidgallows.bsky.social
Multi-untalented instrumentalist & vocalist, <s>maker of cider, drinker of wine</s>, eater of cheese, captain of Pyrates!
Oh dude, that's rubbish. I hope food arrives real soon and you recover quickly from the lurgy!
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Was the preceding line "your mother was a hamster"? :P
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It was as easy to install as Plugwise said it would be.

That is if the Fuckhead who installed the old thermostat hadn't threaded the screw heads while trying to screw them into the BARE WALL beneath.
*facepalm*
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
No way! That's heavy. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Did.... ...uh... Did they give windows 11 ADHD?
O_o
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
lemme guess listed as 'lightly used' on ebay?
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I did have a party for my 300th month birthday, largely to demonstrate the same point...
Although I've been trying to bring back "and a half" recently as that really messes with people 😂
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Cause you live in a country where speaking a second language is so rare that people feel the need to show off.
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That's one hell of a rollercoaster, the contrast of funny and sombre hits hard.
If you're about my age you'll have grown up watching John in a load of fun comedy films, I gotta rewatch some classics :)
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
wouldn't a comeback require it to have been wildly popular in the first place...
i remember this being thrown around in the UK and everyone i knew was like 'let's get the gameboy/gear' as they had many games....cause you know, scanning cornflake barcodes into a glorified checkout is so much fun..
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i think the handheld appeals to your gaming nature more than the desktop, which represents work?
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
2 monocles?! he's making a spectacle of himself 😂
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
LOSING IS FUN!
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A faraday cage for Mjölnir?
Thor will be cross. 🤣
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
In the Ocean, the mighty ocean
Titanic sinks tonight🎶

Wimoway a wimoway a wimoway.....😅
October 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I also have much hate for this. :/
You're racing against the 'I must go to bed' deadline.
October 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
and I'm fairly sure you just get more shelves if you have books, if you read, books are NEVER clutter. 😅
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"6,568 clothes" ... are they running a shop?!

Even a 10th of that's more 'clothes' than I've owned in my entire life combined.
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
damnit, didn't spot those! 😂
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Well, this this is where my mind went......
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM