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Davidflowershowe
@davidflowershowe.bsky.social
Writer, artist, exercise racer
'... suckle suckle...

An infamous 'Floyd-19' tweet, another dusty corporatist and same ol' same ol', the music stops and i'm being fondled.

eat shit CrossFit.
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you know, helping people live better stronger lives.

Randian heros that pair... while they suck up federal government stimulus like pigglets to the state's welfare teet, leaving nary a drop for affiliates to fend for themselves. Bloated mouths, spiddling, 'It's a hoax! Government overreach'...
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
teenagers, it was okay, man. It's just them, my community isn't like that.

Covid-19 hit, and in typical corporate americana, not a peep. No financial help for the affiliates, just spiteful libertarian circle jerking. oh, and ignore that CrossFit is a health and fitness organization, you know
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
But once one gets past that, the red flags would still pop up like pimples, Castro's 'not my president (obama)' posts, rifle-humping antics were just CrossFit culture. Founder Glassman, tequlia drunk and binocular molesting the official CrossFit booty short/sports bra wearing .
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
and we must suffer as they suffered for us, for 'our' imperial wars and ambitions for maximal convenience. Creating martyrs out of mercenaries, you know, like an AR-15 packing Jesus shooting up playgrounds to impose peace and civility... we'll just take that oil, i mean, toys.
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
states that employ said snake, and the ubiquitous avant-garde silver/black nazi symbols.

The whole, HONOR THE TROOPS!!! along with barely vailed bootlicking 'HERO' wods, i blissfully ignore with typical libo ambivalence, justifying my own apathy towards the accursed 'they died for our freedom'
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February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
an okay 45+ fitness racer, being an example of CrossFit methodology, i don't want to dance for them anymore.

Redflags -
Started with actual flags draping in holy rightness. CrossFit boxes are littered with red/white/blue bleeding on polished skulls, hissing coiled snakes ironically threatening
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM