@davidflanagan.bsky.social
Dare you to start posting in an all-caps comedic style…
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Microwave, banana, hot
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
… and single handedly saves PBS from Trump-era budget cuts
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Think of all the options!
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe from Car Talk
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So I guess you have no objection to the invasion and kidnapping, then?
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Nobody tell them that the Soros cadre daycares are under water waiting to rise up like a legion of crabs, raving.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bullshit. 95% got it. That is not particularly hard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Enoch Root and Fraa Jad the millenarian, I presume?
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
OMG they brainwashed/hypnotized an LLM
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m never going to stop giggling about “4 days short of a time cube”
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I assume the “manufacturing consent” jokes have already been made…
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The knobs on the right make me think of a toaster oven I once owned 🙂

Am I reading the labels right? The upper knob lets you switch from user to superuser?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Damn. SwiftOnSecurity is vulnerable to Trojan horse attacks! (Also, what are you going to tell your neighbor?)
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is awesome! Also, the title could be a Trump admin justification for cutting EV subsidies.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Let’s play this game again!
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think they stole your idea

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If I Had $1,000,000
YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies - Topic
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November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“Outreach” became a noun too recently for it to be verbed yet. That isn’t cutting-edge LinkedIn-speak; it is just wrong. DOGE levels of wrongness
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What would Jesus shoplift?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Leo is probably a Bruce fan…

The hit-and-run plead sanctuary
'Neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses
With a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Cleanup?
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM