@davidflanagan.bsky.social
Dare you to start posting in an all-caps comedic style…
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Dare you to start posting in an all-caps comedic style…
Microwave, banana, hot
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Microwave, banana, hot
… and single handedly saves PBS from Trump-era budget cuts
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
… and single handedly saves PBS from Trump-era budget cuts
Think of all the options!
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Think of all the options!
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe from Car Talk
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe from Car Talk
So I guess you have no objection to the invasion and kidnapping, then?
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
So I guess you have no objection to the invasion and kidnapping, then?
Nobody tell them that the Soros cadre daycares are under water waiting to rise up like a legion of crabs, raving.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nobody tell them that the Soros cadre daycares are under water waiting to rise up like a legion of crabs, raving.
Bullshit. 95% got it. That is not particularly hard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Bullshit. 95% got it. That is not particularly hard.
Enoch Root and Fraa Jad the millenarian, I presume?
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Enoch Root and Fraa Jad the millenarian, I presume?
OMG they brainwashed/hypnotized an LLM
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
OMG they brainwashed/hypnotized an LLM
I’m never going to stop giggling about “4 days short of a time cube”
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I’m never going to stop giggling about “4 days short of a time cube”
I assume the “manufacturing consent” jokes have already been made…
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I assume the “manufacturing consent” jokes have already been made…
The knobs on the right make me think of a toaster oven I once owned 🙂
Am I reading the labels right? The upper knob lets you switch from user to superuser?
Am I reading the labels right? The upper knob lets you switch from user to superuser?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The knobs on the right make me think of a toaster oven I once owned 🙂
Am I reading the labels right? The upper knob lets you switch from user to superuser?
Am I reading the labels right? The upper knob lets you switch from user to superuser?
Damn. SwiftOnSecurity is vulnerable to Trojan horse attacks! (Also, what are you going to tell your neighbor?)
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Damn. SwiftOnSecurity is vulnerable to Trojan horse attacks! (Also, what are you going to tell your neighbor?)
This is awesome! Also, the title could be a Trump admin justification for cutting EV subsidies.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This is awesome! Also, the title could be a Trump admin justification for cutting EV subsidies.
Let’s play this game again!
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Let’s play this game again!
Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? 🎶
“Outreach” became a noun too recently for it to be verbed yet. That isn’t cutting-edge LinkedIn-speak; it is just wrong. DOGE levels of wrongness
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Outreach” became a noun too recently for it to be verbed yet. That isn’t cutting-edge LinkedIn-speak; it is just wrong. DOGE levels of wrongness
What would Jesus shoplift?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What would Jesus shoplift?
Leo is probably a Bruce fan…
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary
'Neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses
With a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary
'Neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses
With a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Leo is probably a Bruce fan…
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary
'Neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses
With a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary
'Neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses
With a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
Cleanup?
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cleanup?