David Feng 🌐
@davidfeng.social
World Citizen | Zürcher | Beijinger
Media PhD (= tons of news shitposting)
Trains ► @davidfengtrains.social
Media PhD (= tons of news shitposting)
Trains ► @davidfengtrains.social
this sounds sinister in the extreme
July 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
this sounds sinister in the extreme
the fact that davidfeng.social is legit genuine mine and my handle too and the fact, the fucked fact it doesn't work. #InvalidHandle
March 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the fact that davidfeng.social is legit genuine mine and my handle too and the fact, the fucked fact it doesn't work. #InvalidHandle
Canadian eTAs for Jr and moé obtained, all OK.
Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!
Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Canadian eTAs for Jr and moé obtained, all OK.
Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!
Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!
DC sent us shitless a month back, and now Seoul is showing the same kind of political delulu, except the solulu is to get the guy running. At home in Switzerland, we at least give a shit about other political parties and won’t put Bern and the whole country on ideological lockdown.
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 AM
DC sent us shitless a month back, and now Seoul is showing the same kind of political delulu, except the solulu is to get the guy running. At home in Switzerland, we at least give a shit about other political parties and won’t put Bern and the whole country on ideological lockdown.
When you say “Status Orange” I immediately go: Oh shit, Fuckface von Clownstick… #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
November 21, 2024 at 7:03 AM
When you say “Status Orange” I immediately go: Oh shit, Fuckface von Clownstick… #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
FTTV Taiwan reports of a deluge of refund requests during 11th November “Singles Day” shopping… well, formerly spree. Lots hit on Taobao. For sure it is not the most pro-Peking media so likely it’s a bit skewed, but yes, emblematic of Peking’s economic woes the central authorities have yet to fix…
November 17, 2024 at 1:17 PM
FTTV Taiwan reports of a deluge of refund requests during 11th November “Singles Day” shopping… well, formerly spree. Lots hit on Taobao. For sure it is not the most pro-Peking media so likely it’s a bit skewed, but yes, emblematic of Peking’s economic woes the central authorities have yet to fix…
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
(When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)
(When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)
November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
(When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)
(When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)
Next up: Chinese embassy to host free kung-fu courses?…
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Next up: Chinese embassy to host free kung-fu courses?…
Aren’t you describing Donald Trump here?…
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Aren’t you describing Donald Trump here?…
Anyone found feeding birds will be snatched then dropped from a drone operated by a bird. @jajawa.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Anyone found feeding birds will be snatched then dropped from a drone operated by a bird. @jajawa.bsky.social
One Twitter account I think who must get here is Wankpanzer Watch… on the lookout for menaces on and off the motorways…
November 15, 2024 at 1:17 PM
One Twitter account I think who must get here is Wankpanzer Watch… on the lookout for menaces on and off the motorways…
MAGA SOUP (hey I mean it’s orange…)
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 AM
MAGA SOUP (hey I mean it’s orange…)
So I guess Space Karen isn’t doing too well, right?…
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 AM
So I guess Space Karen isn’t doing too well, right?…
You did this to all of us, Maganuts… 🤦
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 AM
You did this to all of us, Maganuts… 🤦
Very Swiss problems… when our cows of fame start obstructing cars in the dead centre of Zürich… 🤣😂
November 15, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Very Swiss problems… when our cows of fame start obstructing cars in the dead centre of Zürich… 🤣😂
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…
The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 AM
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…
The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…
Harbin West railway station has Orange Man-friendly food… opening soon, I guess…
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Harbin West railway station has Orange Man-friendly food… opening soon, I guess…
THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THIS (Non-Trains) ACCOUNT IS @effinbirds.com ... *especially* as we head down the abyss with four more years of hell from That Place Which Dispenses Coke Lite Bottles Cum Burgers With One Push of the Red Soft Rubber Pushy Button (Lick It First!!!)...
November 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM
THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THIS (Non-Trains) ACCOUNT IS @effinbirds.com ... *especially* as we head down the abyss with four more years of hell from That Place Which Dispenses Coke Lite Bottles Cum Burgers With One Push of the Red Soft Rubber Pushy Button (Lick It First!!!)...
Welcome y'all from Twitter. A lot of microphone foam cover smoochings here NOT about Trains (for that, there @davidfengtrains.social — give that a follow, too!). More "general" stuff, including hard news that could get me deported etc, and the worst collection of Chinglish ever. You asked for it...
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Welcome y'all from Twitter. A lot of microphone foam cover smoochings here NOT about Trains (for that, there @davidfengtrains.social — give that a follow, too!). More "general" stuff, including hard news that could get me deported etc, and the worst collection of Chinglish ever. You asked for it...
The Chinese government has opened the door wide for expats settled in Hong Kong and Macau with a mainland access card, but it seems to have forgotten its own Green Card people. 🤦♂️
(Oh well, I guess we're in the next round of all this?)
(Oh well, I guess we're in the next round of all this?)
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 AM
The Chinese government has opened the door wide for expats settled in Hong Kong and Macau with a mainland access card, but it seems to have forgotten its own Green Card people. 🤦♂️
(Oh well, I guess we're in the next round of all this?)
(Oh well, I guess we're in the next round of all this?)
My push messages just exploded 10 minutes before 01:00 and this shit is absolutely scary
January 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My push messages just exploded 10 minutes before 01:00 and this shit is absolutely scary
Switzerland is losing its shit over wolf policy to be decided by a member of the Federal Council whose surname is synonymous with a national dish in the German-speaking part of the country.
January 5, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Switzerland is losing its shit over wolf policy to be decided by a member of the Federal Council whose surname is synonymous with a national dish in the German-speaking part of the country.
wtf is this cringe shit
BTW: Happy 2024!!
BTW: Happy 2024!!
January 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
wtf is this cringe shit
BTW: Happy 2024!!
BTW: Happy 2024!!
I am a Swiss citizen, and I am literally having a nervous breakdown…
December 13, 2023 at 11:00 AM
I am a Swiss citizen, and I am literally having a nervous breakdown…