I'm a Korean martial artist academic. A Tang Soo Do intellectual if you will

Over a decade ago, the ambulance ride alone when I had a kidney stone was $2500 that insurance wouldn't pay.

I basically learned from that point just to take enough pain killers until it subsides or to drive myself during excrutiating pain. It's absurd.

What about one that finishes after 10 seconds?

I get it. I just couldn't pass up a chance to pump the tires of my mustached little boy.

I think it depends on the name. I would be thrown off by a cat named Michael, but think other "human" names can work.

Because Freddie Purrcury is the greatest cat name ever, and I dare you to tell this little face otherwise.