If your head is devoid of ideas, for God's sake don't expect your mouth to come up with something

It's always irked me how the sun's role in lycanthropy is played down. It's the sun's unobstructed light that activates that crazy moon mojo. I'll bet Mars' two moons meant two warring were-species, obviously leading to their total extinction

44 is no joke. Noticeable changes come in quick succession. Even though I hover around the same weight, my body fat has redistributed itself to turn me into sort of a spinning top shape? And my clothes don't conform to my anatomy anymore? Also if I don't shower three times a day I smell like pickles

If there were one host and two facehuggers, do you think they'd have a slapstick fight all over the face

We've got everything but the turkey. Another fugitive fowl is in the wind, but I believe we can subsist on sides alone. I believe in stuffing and its singular purpose

My cynical prediction, re the tragic Nat'l Guard shooting in D.C., is that the conditioned apathy toward mass violence and the presence of force is going to undercut media & public outrage, not that the administration won't try to capitalize on it anyway.

Thanksgiving conspiracy theory: Trump IS the missing-in-action "Waddle" and has been pardoned

Is it tone-deaf, by the way, to put poultry up at a luxury hotel and then set it free in front of the struggling public?

Who pays for the hotel? Was Changpeng Zhao chilling there last month?

These traveling musicians were often used as spies. Now I’m rethinking the smirk in this, Frans Hals' The Lute Player.

“The Lute Player” is also a Russian fairy tale according to the web, in which a queen disguises herself as a male musician in a plot to free her captured king.

I love that there are now musical artists who just use their email as their stage name

How much, exactly, did David Icke lift from the Bob Hoskins Mario movie

(Former) TrumpU prerequisites for a Master's in polisci

Creative Bookkeeping
My Smoking Hot Daughter
Sleeping & Farting in Class Undetected
How to Buy TrumpU Merch
Are You My Son
The Cultural Impact of "Home Alone 2" and the Trumpgeist

The next season of Real Housewives of the Supreme Court is rumored to revolve around a property line dispute

If wishes and dreams were candy and creme, I'd still be eating ramen

Wind, sun, magnetic fields, toilets & pet hair--the existential threats of our time. How to triage these mortal crises? Well, since water > magnet, if we flush all the magos, the toilets will absorb their power. Paint the pet gold, obviously, and windmills relocated to the Sun will cool the globe.