I got one of those!

Just in case this little piggy has you blocked:

All the REAL New Yorkers know what’s truly authentico…

Been doing a lot of work in therapy

I agree with the sentiment but by 2028 the game will already be so rigged it won’t matter who runs. Nothing changes in this country unless the very rich allow it. Our only hope is to find ways to pinch their assets to the point they force regime change.

Like… this combo is just immaculate. *chefs kiss*

Several years ago I attempted to learn German and set the default language for Siri to German.

Fast forward to the present and Bluesky is really trying to get me into German…. Idk Ima guess politics? (I never learned German)

✅ Completed website chores
✅ Viewed Wet Crow
❎ Remained celibate

Making a website is literally so easy, everyone is doing it. I made this one in 20 MINUTES. (You cannot steal it I WILL SUE)