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David Carnes
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USMC, Theatre major, built a lot of scenery, now running a data analytics group. Husband and daddy.
The New York Times has always been right-wing and always will be.
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How long will it take for someone to write a romance novel placed in a gas station? LOL
July 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I've had two women get divorced lately. Their exs' were both jerks and they got the houses; one had to move in with her parents.

Both of the men have lots of money and didn't care about what happened to the kids. I hate Florida's divorce courts.
July 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On my 3rd date with A, saw Blues Brothers. Before I could say, "What a great movie!" A snapped, "I didn't like it.". I sighed and thought, "Well, wel can still stay friends."
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The creator of Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski, had the last scene of the show written before they started filming the beginning of episode 1 in episode 1.
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Data are messy but vibes are fun!
June 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
NYT has always been right-wing. Always has been, always will be.
June 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Would fuckoff work for you? 50% fewer words.
June 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"I would have conquered Kyiv but my dog ate my homework."
May 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'd love to see a show host tell Navarro they found Ron Vara and he's on the phone. "Ron" then berates Navarro that he got it backwards and messes with his head.
April 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM