Mr and Mrs Machinery 🍉
@davidcameron.bsky.social
My parents found me in the fireplace
Thoughts on Adam Friedland?
July 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thoughts on Adam Friedland?
He’s named like an alien wearing a skin suit
June 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He’s named like an alien wearing a skin suit
🤔Um… I think this may in fact be a fake image? 🤠Hmmm I doubt an organisation such as Blue Sky🥶 would offer this as a service…?💻 😵💫
tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦
tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦
February 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
🤔Um… I think this may in fact be a fake image? 🤠Hmmm I doubt an organisation such as Blue Sky🥶 would offer this as a service…?💻 😵💫
tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦
tired of misinformation on the internet… 🥵💦
Me and my partner are artists with very different tastes in films. A friend asked us what our favourite film was and to their shock we replied Spotlight. I think they were expecting like Mulholland Drive or Holy Mountain
February 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me and my partner are artists with very different tastes in films. A friend asked us what our favourite film was and to their shock we replied Spotlight. I think they were expecting like Mulholland Drive or Holy Mountain
I hope the rotting of the internet will lead to IRL fairs where AI has nothing to offer and humans can just show off their cool art, ideas and furry fan fiction
January 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I hope the rotting of the internet will lead to IRL fairs where AI has nothing to offer and humans can just show off their cool art, ideas and furry fan fiction
When you were black out drunk you hired me to keep you ‘humble’ once every 4 months with my terrible takes
January 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When you were black out drunk you hired me to keep you ‘humble’ once every 4 months with my terrible takes
Genocide Joe and Genocide Trump. Amnesty International and the UN defined Israel’s attacks as a genocide while Biden was arming and defending Israel.
January 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Genocide Joe and Genocide Trump. Amnesty International and the UN defined Israel’s attacks as a genocide while Biden was arming and defending Israel.
Im going to show this to the fools who criticise Rob Liefeld’s off-panel feet
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Im going to show this to the fools who criticise Rob Liefeld’s off-panel feet
I’m a 5’7 and whenever someone asks me to scuttle under the floor boards to look for dropped pennies I happily oblige
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m a 5’7 and whenever someone asks me to scuttle under the floor boards to look for dropped pennies I happily oblige
Moments before impact “it tastes good but the bubbles feel somehow different”
January 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Moments before impact “it tastes good but the bubbles feel somehow different”
Excuse me President Bush I have something extremely important to tell you, but it’s not safe to talk here, meet me in the 1st tower tomorrow morning
January 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Excuse me President Bush I have something extremely important to tell you, but it’s not safe to talk here, meet me in the 1st tower tomorrow morning
This take is ableist, I have a rare kink that involves receiving all my meals regurgitated from a sick bird’s beak
December 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This take is ableist, I have a rare kink that involves receiving all my meals regurgitated from a sick bird’s beak
actually it made me stronger, which is why all these gangs have started stalking me
December 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
actually it made me stronger, which is why all these gangs have started stalking me
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Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop
December 16, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Undercover drug cop trying to entrap an undercover incest/murder cop