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David, The King of Kemptown
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Welsh, Brightonian, London librarian (and writer). The G & Q in LGBTQ+ (he/him) and the first King of Kemptown 🤴
Spotted in the park earlier, what do we think it is?

(Btw, i know it’s a bird you smartasses 😂)
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Spotted summin! 👀
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Some more common traits:

Shoe-horning their ideology into EVERYTHING.

Anti-bodily autonomy.

A false sense of moral superiority.

Believing that name-calling isn't abusive (and Bindle's a writer fgs, you'd think she'd know language) 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It can be done 😂

This is me in 1990 with Lucy, Annie & Dylan 💕
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

(Btw Andy’s has become my last saved meme for next time 😂)
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Options aren't an option on the Mac 🙄

There should be a Co-Pilot button in Preferences (pic 1) but I don't have it (pic 2). Hopefully, the next version will add that.

I'll have to ignore it for now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Fuck (and I can't say this more strongly) right off with this! 🤬
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Looks like a mankini for your mobile 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Squirrel in Queen's Park alerting his fellow squirrels about the black and white cat stalking them this morning 😂

(volume up to hear his little grunts)
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
There was an interesting article on the BBC about Claudia Winkleman saying that with celebs at that level, they end up sometimes doing less.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

It’s not really a selfie but it’s one of the first photos of me on my phone. Me winning a lovely print as a prize from the very talented Pedro at Paris Gym in 2013 💕
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Our room in Lisbon some years ago was a little different too 😆
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you see this post an egg
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
😬
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think James misspelt 'Worryingly deranged and demented. Get help!' there 😬
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
💕
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Another day, another boycott from these babies. Malcolm's such a tough guy 🙄

This is the same BBC who gave Linehan a slot on prime time evening news to whine about how much of a victim he is without giving the same honour to his victim/s.

The BBC are about as pro-trans as they are left-wing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Yeh, you and I, and someone else were talking about her attempts to undermine Adele's support for trans women claiming she must've been drunk (similar to the screenshots) and is 'confused'.

She didn't like being confronted with her hypocrisy of taking down a woman for having a different opinion 😬
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Besties 💕

But who are they? 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When 'GCs' bleat 'But what did I do?', this from the likes of Linehan is what they do.

EVERY appearance of a trans woman on the telly is met with outrage and libellous accusations.

This fighter for women's rights then continues to pester a woman to respond when she's repeatedly asked him to stop.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Old Bangers Race aka the London to Brighton Vintage Car Rally 2025
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I often think that about places I know to have had a past.

Take this place in Southwark, it's a fancy office space now but the things that went on in there in a previous life...

And these posh flats in Bermondsey 😂
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Happy Hallowe’en ☺️
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM