David Bitz
@davidbitz.bsky.social
Oooh…gonna need some extra strength lotion for that burn!
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oooh…gonna need some extra strength lotion for that burn!
I wouldn’t worry if I was Weiss. Soon the Trump administration will force companies to advertisement on the town halls because it’s a definite 1st amendment violation. Obviously this move would be completely in line with what the founders intended.
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I wouldn’t worry if I was Weiss. Soon the Trump administration will force companies to advertisement on the town halls because it’s a definite 1st amendment violation. Obviously this move would be completely in line with what the founders intended.
"All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an artificial limb that is superior in mobility and all the qualities that we want to the limbs that God made, which are legs and arms."
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an artificial limb that is superior in mobility and all the qualities that we want to the limbs that God made, which are legs and arms."
"The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!)"
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!)"
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Spittin' facts most are too afraid to say out loud.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spittin' facts most are too afraid to say out loud.
It's not the size of the toy that counts, its how easily it can lodged in your esophagus!
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's not the size of the toy that counts, its how easily it can lodged in your esophagus!
If Joe Biden allowed them in wouldn't that make them...legal?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If Joe Biden allowed them in wouldn't that make them...legal?
It speaks to their deep seeded racism (and sheer stupidity) that they think they could actually pull this off.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It speaks to their deep seeded racism (and sheer stupidity) that they think they could actually pull this off.
Pffft...we all know you've been bought and paid for by the Quest 64 industrial complex.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pffft...we all know you've been bought and paid for by the Quest 64 industrial complex.
As loathed as I am to sympathize with Hegseth, as a man who can't grow a decent beard...I get it...
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As loathed as I am to sympathize with Hegseth, as a man who can't grow a decent beard...I get it...
I know it’s not grammatically correct but I will die on the hill that the comma after Frankenstein should come after the quotation mark.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know it’s not grammatically correct but I will die on the hill that the comma after Frankenstein should come after the quotation mark.
Just your average Republican respecting history and tradition by talking about "going around the Constitution".
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just your average Republican respecting history and tradition by talking about "going around the Constitution".
On thing that is very well known is the incredible influence Democrats have on the kind of art that's created and architecture that is built.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
On thing that is very well known is the incredible influence Democrats have on the kind of art that's created and architecture that is built.
For all the talk on the right about "history and tradition" it's amazing how little regard they actually have for it.
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
For all the talk on the right about "history and tradition" it's amazing how little regard they actually have for it.
I've long had a theory that being passionate and genuine in your beliefs and stances on issues garners much more support from people than taking the popular stance on every issues but coming off as fake.
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've long had a theory that being passionate and genuine in your beliefs and stances on issues garners much more support from people than taking the popular stance on every issues but coming off as fake.
It's 2025 and we still have sitting supreme court justices that see nothing wrong the Grandfather Clause...
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's 2025 and we still have sitting supreme court justices that see nothing wrong the Grandfather Clause...
For as long as there have been people championing environmentally friendly practices there were those who intentionally DIDN'T use the recycle bin when it's closer than the garbage can and people who intentionally bought the least fuel efficient car. Now those people are in charge of the country...
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For as long as there have been people championing environmentally friendly practices there were those who intentionally DIDN'T use the recycle bin when it's closer than the garbage can and people who intentionally bought the least fuel efficient car. Now those people are in charge of the country...
Can’t hurt to have a third kidney, right?
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Can’t hurt to have a third kidney, right?
Won’t this just lead to schools having a coaching-hire-in-waiting running things behind the scenes and only hiring them when it’s impractical for students to transfer?
October 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Won’t this just lead to schools having a coaching-hire-in-waiting running things behind the scenes and only hiring them when it’s impractical for students to transfer?
Beyond the fact that people actually want to work less, not more. Isn't he being grossly simplistic? It's not a given that people working later into their life is strictly additive, right? Wouldn't that just end up with older people blocking younger people's entry into the workforce?
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Beyond the fact that people actually want to work less, not more. Isn't he being grossly simplistic? It's not a given that people working later into their life is strictly additive, right? Wouldn't that just end up with older people blocking younger people's entry into the workforce?
If you have a long medical wait it's probably an immigrant's fault! *0 evidence then sited*
October 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you have a long medical wait it's probably an immigrant's fault! *0 evidence then sited*
Considering the most likely color of Jesus's skin...I'm not so sure...
September 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Considering the most likely color of Jesus's skin...I'm not so sure...
Ahh! That makes sense. I figured the fancy ones wouldn’t have been around that long.
August 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ahh! That makes sense. I figured the fancy ones wouldn’t have been around that long.
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.