David Williams
@davidawill.bsky.social
Journalist
📍Auckland, New Zealand
📍Auckland, New Zealand
An absolutely hammered Anderson Cooper hysterically laughing at John Mayer in a cat bar is a nice way to end 2023 before it all comes crashing down
January 1, 2024 at 5:49 AM
An absolutely hammered Anderson Cooper hysterically laughing at John Mayer in a cat bar is a nice way to end 2023 before it all comes crashing down
The marketing team at Pop Tarts will receive a billion dollar cash bonus for this masterstroke of promotion.
December 30, 2023 at 3:43 AM
The marketing team at Pop Tarts will receive a billion dollar cash bonus for this masterstroke of promotion.
That guy in the Bluetooth headset and the ponytail in an absolute hero. Give him the keys to the city.
December 16, 2023 at 9:02 AM
That guy in the Bluetooth headset and the ponytail in an absolute hero. Give him the keys to the city.
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December 5, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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🎶 I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BYYYYY
WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVINGGG 🎶
WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVINGGG 🎶
December 2, 2023 at 1:39 AM
🎶 I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BYYYYY
WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVINGGG 🎶
WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVINGGG 🎶
Just seen the Jets pick 6. That poor QB.
November 25, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Just seen the Jets pick 6. That poor QB.
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.
I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.
Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …
I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.
Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …
November 22, 2023 at 2:11 AM
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.
I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.
Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …
I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.
Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …
The best part about BlueSky is that, every time I log on, everyone is roasting Elmo.
November 11, 2023 at 12:29 AM
The best part about BlueSky is that, every time I log on, everyone is roasting Elmo.
NA>BRTRVKK
November 10, 2023 at 8:40 PM
NA>BRTRVKK
CABRTRAKK
November 10, 2023 at 8:33 PM
CABRTRAKK
Come on @safety.bsky.app get it together
November 5, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Come on @safety.bsky.app get it together
Te Pāti Māori won Tāmaki Makaurau by 4 votes. Labour won Mount Albert by 20 votes and Nelson by 29 votes.
Don't let anyone tell you your vote won't make a difference
Don't let anyone tell you your vote won't make a difference
November 3, 2023 at 6:04 AM
Te Pāti Māori won Tāmaki Makaurau by 4 votes. Labour won Mount Albert by 20 votes and Nelson by 29 votes.
Don't let anyone tell you your vote won't make a difference
Don't let anyone tell you your vote won't make a difference
When I was in the UK, everyone laughed at me when I called Bonfire Night, "Guy Fawkes"
November 2, 2023 at 10:47 PM
When I was in the UK, everyone laughed at me when I called Bonfire Night, "Guy Fawkes"
Live shot of George Santos
November 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Live shot of George Santos
A 48 team competition held during the middle of regular seasons in a country with a terrible human rights record.
Football is fucked
Football is fucked
Saudi Arabia confirmed as sole bidder for 2034 men’s World Cup
Saudi Arabia has been confirmed as the sole bidder to host the tournament amid calls for Fifa to pull the plug if human rights commitments are not fulfilled
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2023 at 8:21 PM
A 48 team competition held during the middle of regular seasons in a country with a terrible human rights record.
Football is fucked
Football is fucked
This is the third year in a row where trick or treaters show up to whatever house in which I am living.
I swear I am on some kind of blacklist🎃 👻 👽 😱
I swear I am on some kind of blacklist🎃 👻 👽 😱
October 31, 2023 at 7:48 PM
This is the third year in a row where trick or treaters show up to whatever house in which I am living.
I swear I am on some kind of blacklist🎃 👻 👽 😱
I swear I am on some kind of blacklist🎃 👻 👽 😱
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no idea who needs to hear this rn but always remember mental is hocus, health not pocus
October 30, 2023 at 12:33 AM
no idea who needs to hear this rn but always remember mental is hocus, health not pocus
I'm sure, like most things, there will now be some takes on Matthew Perry.
But, I related to Chandler, who uses humour and sarcasm as a defence mechanism to hide his own insecurities, but in reality, is a nice person.
Chandler is one of my all-time favourites, and Perry's death is heartbreaking.
But, I related to Chandler, who uses humour and sarcasm as a defence mechanism to hide his own insecurities, but in reality, is a nice person.
Chandler is one of my all-time favourites, and Perry's death is heartbreaking.
October 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I'm sure, like most things, there will now be some takes on Matthew Perry.
But, I related to Chandler, who uses humour and sarcasm as a defence mechanism to hide his own insecurities, but in reality, is a nice person.
Chandler is one of my all-time favourites, and Perry's death is heartbreaking.
But, I related to Chandler, who uses humour and sarcasm as a defence mechanism to hide his own insecurities, but in reality, is a nice person.
Chandler is one of my all-time favourites, and Perry's death is heartbreaking.
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Flashback to when Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston did a Windows-95 video manual.
October 29, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Flashback to when Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston did a Windows-95 video manual.
Reposted by David Williams
I'm so sad to see the news that Matthew Perry has died. He gave a perfect, delightful, original comic performance on Friends that was a crucial part of the show's success and longevity. And he talked frankly and with great decency about his long struggles. He'll truly be missed.
October 29, 2023 at 12:49 AM
I'm so sad to see the news that Matthew Perry has died. He gave a perfect, delightful, original comic performance on Friends that was a crucial part of the show's success and longevity. And he talked frankly and with great decency about his long struggles. He'll truly be missed.
Reposted by David Williams
I made the mistake of going back on Twitter to try and find out more information about what is happening in Lewiston. Not great.
October 26, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I made the mistake of going back on Twitter to try and find out more information about what is happening in Lewiston. Not great.
