Dave Shelton
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Aw! Cheers, Jon.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Aw! Cheers, Jon.
Is he observing... a star in the east?
Is this, in fact, a deeply religious calendar masking its faith by means of anthropomorphic obfuscation?
Almost certainly not. However, the possibility of you repeatedly guessing "squirrel" and achieving a record-breaking 100% success rate is a thrilling one.
Is this, in fact, a deeply religious calendar masking its faith by means of anthropomorphic obfuscation?
Almost certainly not. However, the possibility of you repeatedly guessing "squirrel" and achieving a record-breaking 100% success rate is a thrilling one.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Is he observing... a star in the east?
Is this, in fact, a deeply religious calendar masking its faith by means of anthropomorphic obfuscation?
Almost certainly not. However, the possibility of you repeatedly guessing "squirrel" and achieving a record-breaking 100% success rate is a thrilling one.
Is this, in fact, a deeply religious calendar masking its faith by means of anthropomorphic obfuscation?
Almost certainly not. However, the possibility of you repeatedly guessing "squirrel" and achieving a record-breaking 100% success rate is a thrilling one.
Ah! Joy! Truly, now, ‘tis the season…
Good luck, James.
Good luck, James.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ah! Joy! Truly, now, ‘tis the season…
Good luck, James.
Good luck, James.
Scott! SCOTT!!!
We lived through those times but WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM!
We lived through those times but WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM!
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Scott! SCOTT!!!
We lived through those times but WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM!
We lived through those times but WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM!
You’re making me freshly regret giving them all away 20 years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You’re making me freshly regret giving them all away 20 years ago.
You’ve kept them in good nick. I used to have about half of them up to somewhere in the early hundreds, then a full set through to… whatever issue number they were up to by mid 1986. But loads of the earlier ones were ragged from re reading.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You’ve kept them in good nick. I used to have about half of them up to somewhere in the early hundreds, then a full set through to… whatever issue number they were up to by mid 1986. But loads of the earlier ones were ragged from re reading.
Are these 2000ADs ones that you’ve owned from new, or that you’ve collected subsequently?
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Are these 2000ADs ones that you’ve owned from new, or that you’ve collected subsequently?
To be fair, there’s more of that attitude in Chortle’s headline than in any of the direct quotes from Kay in the article.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
To be fair, there’s more of that attitude in Chortle’s headline than in any of the direct quotes from Kay in the article.
Hey, ChatGPT, write me a short poem in the style of William Blake expressing his opinions on AI…
Maybe not
Maybe not
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hey, ChatGPT, write me a short poem in the style of William Blake expressing his opinions on AI…
Maybe not
Maybe not
That Claudia may be your masterpiece. Bravo.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That Claudia may be your masterpiece. Bravo.
He was clearly using AI
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
He was clearly using AI
Oi! William! You finished that drawing of a tiger yet?
No! It turned out rubbish so I chucked it on the fire…
Look at it there… burning…
Hmmm…
[starts writing]
‘Ere, how do you spell…? Oh, he’s gone. I’ll just take a guess…
No! It turned out rubbish so I chucked it on the fire…
Look at it there… burning…
Hmmm…
[starts writing]
‘Ere, how do you spell…? Oh, he’s gone. I’ll just take a guess…
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oi! William! You finished that drawing of a tiger yet?
No! It turned out rubbish so I chucked it on the fire…
Look at it there… burning…
Hmmm…
[starts writing]
‘Ere, how do you spell…? Oh, he’s gone. I’ll just take a guess…
No! It turned out rubbish so I chucked it on the fire…
Look at it there… burning…
Hmmm…
[starts writing]
‘Ere, how do you spell…? Oh, he’s gone. I’ll just take a guess…
That was my thought, but… (and I’ve drawn some baaaaad animals in my time)… hoo boy!
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
That was my thought, but… (and I’ve drawn some baaaaad animals in my time)… hoo boy!
What do we think the top one’s meant to be, even? Wolf?
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
What do we think the top one’s meant to be, even? Wolf?
Lion, Lion, looking weird
Who’d you get to perm your beard?
Who’d you get to perm your beard?
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lion, Lion, looking weird
Who’d you get to perm your beard?
Who’d you get to perm your beard?