This Penko/Iga match-up is one of the most baffling, hilarious, and entertaining things in tennis. Interestingly, those are the exact words I'd use to describe Jelena Aljona Ostapenko.

I wanted Aryna to win it for the 3rd time, but what a tournament and match (!!!) from Madison Keys. That was an incredible final. Absurd. 👏👏👏

That was a very entertaining end of the match. The rest (at least what I saw) was dire. Happy for Madison, though.

My #AusOpen ended a couple of days ago, but I need to leave this here. The bracelet/card system to reserve ground pass seats was the most infuriating choice they made. I didn't watch Iga because of it. Let people queue for empty seats. It works, it's fair. If you want, sell actual tickets.

Almost saw a Penko comeback live. Almost had fun.

This first week in China (and going back to Portugal a few months back) made me notice something I really take for granted in Singapore: the virtual absence of second hand smoking. It really is one of the habits I find the most disgusting. The food is banging here though, Singapore could never.

So far I haven't really enjoyed the bluesky experience, it's kind of boring. On the other hand, I don't miss Twitter at all, so I guess I can just not care about social media. I call that a net gain.

5 years into/after the pandemic and people still sneeze into their hands. Jail.

I'm officially so old that I turned the washing machine on instead of the oven. Alternatively, I totally meant to do that... 😏 I'm trying washing machine lasagna then. See you at the ICU! 🫡

Hello barren, Muskless twitter.

May we engage in fruitful conversations and eventually spiral down into insanity once again.

Cannot wait to see how this [tweet] ages.