I'm starting to think my chances of being a teen heartthrob and pop culture icon are slipping away.

I can tolerate a lot, but I draw the line at jazz hands.

With all the talk about the detrimental mental health effects of social media, has anyone ever looked at the harm caused by mirrors?

I'm not not perpetrating fuckery.

Have you tried the Mexican custard? It's flantastic!

Microdosing cyanide.

Mumbling to myself, "Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!" While begrudgingly doing what you fucking told me.

Have you seen my dog?

Well, here he is:

I've officially deactivated my X account and deleted the app from my devices. I had all of Elon's "free speech" I could stomach. May the fascists reap what they sow!