David Jones
@davidajones.bsky.social
Just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best he can. Newly Minnesotan. He/him. Here for law, politics, science, cinema, children’s lit, comics, science fiction, and shit-post perusal.
They invented a new way to cheat with their boner
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
They invented a new way to cheat with their boner
Need someone on the ground to tell us what he smells like
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Need someone on the ground to tell us what he smells like
As an aside: Bongino looks like he’s aged a decade since last year.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
As an aside: Bongino looks like he’s aged a decade since last year.
He just wants to make sure he’s not overfilling your poop bags. Pretty considerate, actually.
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
He just wants to make sure he’s not overfilling your poop bags. Pretty considerate, actually.
They literally have one job and they aren’t doing it.
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
They literally have one job and they aren’t doing it.
How about you get your ass to Minnesota and say that to them here in person?
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
How about you get your ass to Minnesota and say that to them here in person?
You should be in Minnesota right now on the front lines calling for ICE to be abolished. We deserve better from our leaders. You are weak in both rhetoric and action.
January 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
You should be in Minnesota right now on the front lines calling for ICE to be abolished. We deserve better from our leaders. You are weak in both rhetoric and action.
First time since moving from Grinnell that I’ve been sad about it. Top tier bluesky elder in my sleepy hometown, and I’m not there to buy him a drink. Come to the Twin Cities!
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
First time since moving from Grinnell that I’ve been sad about it. Top tier bluesky elder in my sleepy hometown, and I’m not there to buy him a drink. Come to the Twin Cities!
I just want to rub your nose in some grass for 20 minutes or so. I don’t think just touching it is enough for you, you Twitter using schmuck.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I just want to rub your nose in some grass for 20 minutes or so. I don’t think just touching it is enough for you, you Twitter using schmuck.
The US might as well surrender now then
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The US might as well surrender now then
I live in Cottage Grove and they were in my neighborhood last week. It’s ridiculous.
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I live in Cottage Grove and they were in my neighborhood last week. It’s ridiculous.
I bet she gets so mad when you get to these before her.
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I bet she gets so mad when you get to these before her.
Venezuela second?
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Venezuela second?
I get the sentiment, but alas I do not possess billions of dollars or super powers.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I get the sentiment, but alas I do not possess billions of dollars or super powers.
@ireallylikedoxies.bsky.social Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Jerry Chen. Apparently wives love him.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
@ireallylikedoxies.bsky.social Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Jerry Chen. Apparently wives love him.