David A. Ashton
@davidaashton.bsky.social
Wherever I lay my ankle monitor, that's my home.
...and a partridge for the pear trees.
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
...and a partridge for the pear trees.
Is this the origin of "cherry" being a euphemism for virginity?
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is this the origin of "cherry" being a euphemism for virginity?
Maybe the best superhero movie?
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maybe the best superhero movie?
Put another way Dr Who really dodged a bullet by getting out of Disney just in time.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Put another way Dr Who really dodged a bullet by getting out of Disney just in time.
I learnt loads of stuff in my English degree which I've NEVER used in my various jobs, but I've used EVERY SINGLE DAY of my life outside work.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I learnt loads of stuff in my English degree which I've NEVER used in my various jobs, but I've used EVERY SINGLE DAY of my life outside work.
It was a great show. Thanks for visiting Melbourne!
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It was a great show. Thanks for visiting Melbourne!
Digby was bigger.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Digby was bigger.
I write stories where fictional characters break up. I call it backslash fiction.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I write stories where fictional characters break up. I call it backslash fiction.
This really makes it sound like Matt & Ben live together.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This really makes it sound like Matt & Ben live together.
But we all know Alan Moore hates flying!
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
But we all know Alan Moore hates flying!
I agree but have no way of conveying that.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I agree but have no way of conveying that.
I'll rip your bloody arms off!
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'll rip your bloody arms off!
50-a-side cricket is a really awkward game.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
50-a-side cricket is a really awkward game.