Can you imagine, trump could be the first president to bankrupt two countries at the same time

Me. Slept with a homeless woman last night.

Mate. Why did you do that?

Me. I didn't have any change on me and you can't just give them nothing.

R.I.P Sean Lock, you're my fucking hero.

BREAKING: Former U.S. Army Lieutenant General Russel L. Honoré accuses MAGA billionaire Elon Musk of being a "national security risk" because his massive business interests in China make him an easy target for exploitation and extortion.

Please like & share if you do NOT trust Elon Musk.

Trump, I am going to be tough on child abusers.

Also trump, let me make a known pedo be in charge of the DOJ.

Stayed up to watch the Tyson Paul fight, they hugged around the ring so much I thought I was watching strictly

That wasn't worth staying up for