April is the cruelest month. My English BA was wasted on youth. I get it now. Spring is the rebirth of nature and of memory. Shame, pain, disillusion. Eliot was our bard of despair. I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. He was 22 when he wrote that. *sigh*

Best time of day at Lake U.S.A. (formerly Lake Merritt, Oakland, CA) within the semi-autonomous SpaceX-Starlink National Wild Libtard Zone, the last remaining home of free-range traitors, drag queens, trans men and women, non-binary, and similar folx. 🧵👇🏻

Did it for you.

Who knew a noir suspense/thriller about a retired porn star beaten, left for dead, and framed for murder by Romanian mobsters would have so many memorable and provocative lines?

Money Shot by @christafaust. Last installment of the Angel Dare trilogy coming soon from @penguinrandomhouse

I have my ticket. Meet me in Denver. I'll be wearing a grey fedora and a red carnation on my lapel. Shoutout (fedora tip?) to Lighthouse Writers Workshop (lightousewriters.org) for a great lineup (and a snazzy brochure to boot).

#noir #mysterybooks #suspensethriller

News Flash: Trump declares himself Editot in Chief of the Big 5 publishing houses and winner of the American Booksellers and National Book Awards. Tells Sean Hannity in an exclusive interview his sales figures are "beautiful" and higher than Obama and MLK.

Dear Hot Agents and Editors:

New manuscript in town. Single, bisexual, and GGG. Word count proportional to depth. Seeking something long term.

I can put on a hard cover for a night at the bookstore but just as happy to stay home and Kindle a fire in the hearth.