Also since they seem to love that book of stories so much and want to make it part of our government, let’s also remind them that the Bible says ““Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.” Literally one of those 10 commandments they want to plaster everywhere

Gently caresses the curves of his figure is a great line in one of those fantasy books my wife reads lol, but when describing this fucking amoeba…🤮

How is this real life? This has got to be the dumbest timeline wtf.

The whiteboard

People said he was sinking into the couch out of embarrassment. Nah, it’s cause he lacks even the semblance of a spine.

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This guy’s lack of self awareness should be studied

They've gone after the CFPB, the FCPA, the FDIC just cleared the way for banks to engage in crypto activities w/out prior approval... all the while regulating women's bodily autonomy, a person's gender identity, and free speech on college campuses. The party of little gov. but only for the 1%.

How is this not illegal?

Yeah. Unfortunately they are so hyper vigilant of communism that they’ll incorrectly claim any social safety net is communism. Yet they fail to recognize that what they (we) escaped was a dictatorship that used communism as a tool for oppression. And then end up voting for a “capitalist” autocrat.

So many Cubans and Venezuelans voted for him.

Same ::sighs::

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There is an alternate universe where this happened and I am so jealous of the me in that timeline.

We have a winner. This is the best one yet lol

There is no worse blind man than he who does not wish to see.