Massive secondhand embarrassment over the Pope misinterpreting scripture so badly that he died on Easter instead of coming back to life. Amateur mistake!

Ichiko Aoba serving Joe Hisaishi realness

You became Christian because of Dimes Square, I did it because I read the first 40 pages of Jon Fosse’s Septology. We are not the same.

Now watching: Polyester

Repressed the urge to say “just like the Grouper song” out loud when someone’s phone alarm went off at the Kelly Moran gig

New Gaga singles suggest she’s entering her Muse era (operatic artsy buttrock). We love to see it!

The Dare is so wild. No one likes his music that much, he has virtually no personality to speak of, and he looks like an 18 y/o going to his first day of business school AND YET he’s become an unmistakable synecdoche of “downtown cool” as a mythic concept. Most upward failing guy of our generation.

Going to get back to what I originally loved twitter for: a vomit bucket for my every fleeting neuroticism

There is a tremendous sense of peace in not knowing a single person on this website