All I’ve really got here is a bunch of total strangers trying to follow me…even though I made it very clear they’d be promptly blocked. Why the hell would anyone even want to do that? I may not be long for this platform if this continues…it’s looking pretty worthless for now.

If I don’t know you, I will block you; don’t waste your time.

OK…so I’ve landed here. Where is everyone? Where’s the coffee machine? Where are the restrooms?