Dave Wiltshire
davew.xyz
Dave Wiltshire
@davew.xyz
Gen X, cis, they/he
DOB: 331ppm
The most human thing AI does is make up shit when it doesn't know the answer. Built in the image of the tech bros who created it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I read this as "you're so pretty" and didn't even blink because yeah (I mean also for doing this makes you pretty in my eyes too)
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Bullshit Jobs - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
я понимаю немного по-русски: "не" "я" и "друг" 😢

After translating 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Not Auckland but to New Zealand, only for a week, not moving for good like you would (if you could).
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
OMG guess where I'm going tomorrow (just to make you jealous and so you'll have to think of me more).

And yeah, please remember that people care about you, even if they are over the other side of the world.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I thought this was the classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqo5...
POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY
YouTube video by Pot Brothers at Law
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The same can be said for my "I'm Maia" t-shirt

Except the answers are different
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
my "I would never do cybercrime" t-shirt is attracting a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Alt text does not convey how absolutely lovely this picture of your cats is (though I guess it's a picture of cats so that should be the default assumption)
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Just thought one last chance"

youtu.be/shbgRyColvE?...
Sesame Street: Kermit And Cookie Monster And The Mystery Box
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In other things I can't help you understand is why is a fucking tarot bot liking my reply to you?
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
And I don't think I can help you understand what they are doing, but also I think that's much less important than you getting somewhere where you are safe. And not having your anxiety overwhelm you because that sounds stressful as fuck
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm not okay with you not being safe (and sorry for your cats being stressed moving without understanding why or what).

I hope you get to move somewhere safe soon
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I -

are you okay? You don't sound like you are safe.
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Go for an hour an a half nap due to sleep cycles
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When I had covid my tits* didn't hurt

* I should point out that I don't have tits and that might be relevant
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I liked keeping up with the news until *points indiscriminately around at the world*
September 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
We call koalas koala bears even though they are nothing at all like a bear (and aren't a bear biologically either).
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM