Dave: freelance opinion giver
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Ain’t no way HE was at the game
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ain’t no way HE was at the game
Broncos vs Giants in the 4th quarter today
October 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Broncos vs Giants in the 4th quarter today
A two homer performance while pitching is essentially Shohei saying this to the opposition:
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A two homer performance while pitching is essentially Shohei saying this to the opposition:
Every time I see Vlad Jr come up to the plate, I see this.
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Every time I see Vlad Jr come up to the plate, I see this.
🎶O JAZZ MAAAAAAN🎶
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
🎶O JAZZ MAAAAAAN🎶
Me when Grisham made the catch
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me when Grisham made the catch
Fraxiom vs Bronson & Bronson?
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fraxiom vs Bronson & Bronson?
The blacked out pendant on Seth’s chain
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The blacked out pendant on Seth’s chain
Once again, the NFC East:
September 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Once again, the NFC East:
To fully understand how funny this is to me is to know what I’m gonna be tweeting about in the next hour
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
To fully understand how funny this is to me is to know what I’m gonna be tweeting about in the next hour
They are to Fatal Influence what a Miami girls trip is to a trio of friends
September 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They are to Fatal Influence what a Miami girls trip is to a trio of friends
4th and 3 and they ain’t go for it
September 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
4th and 3 and they ain’t go for it
When you schedule two NFC East teams for a primetime game:
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When you schedule two NFC East teams for a primetime game:
When you do a wrestling quiz on Sporcle and you gotta name people from Survivor Series elimination matches
September 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When you do a wrestling quiz on Sporcle and you gotta name people from Survivor Series elimination matches
“We’re not running out of time”
….there’s a month and a half left in the season and we’re in the second WC spot
….there’s a month and a half left in the season and we’re in the second WC spot
August 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“We’re not running out of time”
….there’s a month and a half left in the season and we’re in the second WC spot
….there’s a month and a half left in the season and we’re in the second WC spot
Logan Paul: [SHOUTING INCOMPREHENSIBLY INTO THE MIC]
John Cena:
John Cena:
August 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Logan Paul: [SHOUTING INCOMPREHENSIBLY INTO THE MIC]
John Cena:
John Cena: