Dave Tyler
@davetyler.bsky.social
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica? Nah, I'm more beers, bass, Bergkamp...
Half-English, half-Scottish, living in Wales. A lifelong leftie liberal, woke and proud of it.
Half-English, half-Scottish, living in Wales. A lifelong leftie liberal, woke and proud of it.
Sometimes I think Amazon is just trolling me. My dog is far happier smelling of whatever disgusting old dead thing he most recently rolled in. #dogs
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sometimes I think Amazon is just trolling me. My dog is far happier smelling of whatever disgusting old dead thing he most recently rolled in. #dogs
Just had an email from Google Maps to say that the photo below - my dog, standing in some woods - has been viewed over 200,000 times. Serious question: why? None of my other photos (incl lots of dog ones!) has even a tiny fraction of that amount. I'm genuinely baffled. #dogs
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just had an email from Google Maps to say that the photo below - my dog, standing in some woods - has been viewed over 200,000 times. Serious question: why? None of my other photos (incl lots of dog ones!) has even a tiny fraction of that amount. I'm genuinely baffled. #dogs
Gabriel starts - what's the betting he scores a header from a corner? COYG!
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Gabriel starts - what's the betting he scores a header from a corner? COYG!
You people are all fucking idiots and you deserve everything that has happened to the UK in the last 50 years.
October 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You people are all fucking idiots and you deserve everything that has happened to the UK in the last 50 years.
Hey, Netflix algorithm. You literally could not have got it more wrong than this suggestion. I'd be more likely to watch Jimmy Saville narrating 'Bernard Manning: naked at last' than this.
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey, Netflix algorithm. You literally could not have got it more wrong than this suggestion. I'd be more likely to watch Jimmy Saville narrating 'Bernard Manning: naked at last' than this.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
September 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What the fuck is wrong with people?
"They think I am hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows."
Barney thinks he's Batman.
Barney thinks he's Batman.
September 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"They think I am hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows."
Barney thinks he's Batman.
Barney thinks he's Batman.
Just done this survey on YouGov - pleasantly surprised to see that (for now at least) most people think tax rises are better than cutting services - anyone in government listening?
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just done this survey on YouGov - pleasantly surprised to see that (for now at least) most people think tax rises are better than cutting services - anyone in government listening?
World's going to shit, but today is Barney's gotcha day, so I'm just going to feed him treats and stroke his ears. 6 years this boy has been keeping me sane and he works harder every year. Here we see him doing one of his fave things, sitting in a stream and letting it flow under his arse. #dogs
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
World's going to shit, but today is Barney's gotcha day, so I'm just going to feed him treats and stroke his ears. 6 years this boy has been keeping me sane and he works harder every year. Here we see him doing one of his fave things, sitting in a stream and letting it flow under his arse. #dogs
Typo here, FT - it should say "...riots across the UK that were fuelled by Nigel Farage". Easy mistake to make.
July 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Typo here, FT - it should say "...riots across the UK that were fuelled by Nigel Farage". Easy mistake to make.
Oi, Labour! Pay attention! Nearly 80% either support or strongly support it, so do it.
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Oi, Labour! Pay attention! Nearly 80% either support or strongly support it, so do it.
Ingenious bit of UI design here from Welsh Water - putting the 'Accept cookies' button BEHIND the 'Need help?' button!
July 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Ingenious bit of UI design here from Welsh Water - putting the 'Accept cookies' button BEHIND the 'Need help?' button!
Boy, wait till he finds out that the richest man on the planet fixed it for them to win the election so they could do this. He's gonna be SO righteously indignant.
July 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Boy, wait till he finds out that the richest man on the planet fixed it for them to win the election so they could do this. He's gonna be SO righteously indignant.
As true for the UK as it is in the USA.
May 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
As true for the UK as it is in the USA.
WTF is wrong with people? Almost a third of respondents think it is either 'fairly likely' or 'very likely' that Nigel fucking Farage will be Prime Minister within the next 4 years. Bear in mind Labour took over mid-2024, and they (probably) have 5 years in power. What are these fuckwits expecting?
May 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
WTF is wrong with people? Almost a third of respondents think it is either 'fairly likely' or 'very likely' that Nigel fucking Farage will be Prime Minister within the next 4 years. Bear in mind Labour took over mid-2024, and they (probably) have 5 years in power. What are these fuckwits expecting?
Trump: Bigly covfefe.
April 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Trump: Bigly covfefe.
Home made chicken spinach curry - check. Beer - check. Arsenal in the Champions League semi final - check. Let's go!!!
April 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Home made chicken spinach curry - check. Beer - check. Arsenal in the Champions League semi final - check. Let's go!!!
This should do it. Right? Right?? COYG
April 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This should do it. Right? Right?? COYG
Any chance we can convince him to stop off at Clacton on his way home?
April 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Any chance we can convince him to stop off at Clacton on his way home?
How is he still in a job? Because he displays the only quality Trump needs to see in his staff - not competence, talent, wisdom, the ability to learn from mistakes - just utter blind loyalty to Comrade Krasnov himself.
April 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How is he still in a job? Because he displays the only quality Trump needs to see in his staff - not competence, talent, wisdom, the ability to learn from mistakes - just utter blind loyalty to Comrade Krasnov himself.