davethedad.bsky.social
@davethedad.bsky.social
I love cooking, writing humor, and using the Oxford comma. I'm a winter biking enthusiast who thinks cold noses are sexy. One day you'll say "I followed Dave before he was cool and I'm still waiting for him to be cool."
Great! Now get all those people as excited for the midterms. The laziness and apathy combination is killing our chances. Time for some fresh and exciting candidates too.
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
But if it isn't mansplained to you how else will appreciate motherhood? ;)
May 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wish I was loaded as that question.
April 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Taxation without representation? What could go wrong?
March 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In other words, "Nice island you got there...it'd be a shame if anything happened to it."
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is there a catchphrase BINGO card for this man? He uses the same 30 words over and over.
March 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Saw it on a plane then immediately after watched at home with the wife. Great movie!
February 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
That's some Da Vinci Code level shit.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The left one adds more mystery as we can't make out their faces.
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is amazing how they use such simple color palettes in the show and yet they are so striking.
January 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We know what wolf you feed.
January 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Due to my car's oil leak I was threatened with a boot. Little did I know they were serious and even doubled down. I fled the scene.
January 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How about 'Groundhog Mulligan Day'?
January 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I had my family leave the house while I tried to remove the rusty bolt from a toilet tank. Too much necessary profanity to get the job done. Damn near broke the tank with a hammer just to get it out.
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM