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I could have told her she would! 😁
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I could have told her she would! 😁
"If I had a penis, I'd take it to parties.
Stretch it and stroke it, and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows, and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day!"
Stretch it and stroke it, and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows, and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day!"
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"If I had a penis, I'd take it to parties.
Stretch it and stroke it, and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows, and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day!"
Stretch it and stroke it, and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows, and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day!"
Years ago there was a funny song on this subject by a band called Uncle Bonsai. Worth looking up.😁
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Years ago there was a funny song on this subject by a band called Uncle Bonsai. Worth looking up.😁