David Shoare
@daveshoare.bsky.social
Political yammerer and videogame/animation/sci-fi nerd. From Bristol, UK.
Steams a good ham.
Steams a good ham.
When someone hogs the office kitchen counter while you're waiting to make tea
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When someone hogs the office kitchen counter while you're waiting to make tea
The donut shop manager just before they walked in...
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The donut shop manager just before they walked in...
Was the first thing I did with the screen on the fancy CPU cooler on my new PC build to put a GIF of Homer Simpson's computer from King Size Homer on it? Yes. Yes it was.
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Was the first thing I did with the screen on the fancy CPU cooler on my new PC build to put a GIF of Homer Simpson's computer from King Size Homer on it? Yes. Yes it was.
Well goodbye to this Futurama joke...
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well goodbye to this Futurama joke...
Are they though, Amazon?
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Are they though, Amazon?
I'm sorry but the BBC having to define "loool" in this is so funny to me 😄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm sorry but the BBC having to define "loool" in this is so funny to me 😄
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Churchill: What's the deal with Hitler invading Poland? Here we go! 🤷♂️
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Churchill: What's the deal with Hitler invading Poland? Here we go! 🤷♂️
Just make sure I don't eat too much fibre this month and you'll be fine 😉
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Just make sure I don't eat too much fibre this month and you'll be fine 😉
Matt Smith in the film Caught Stealing just looks like the Doctor if he turned up to a Star Trek convention cosplaying as the punk from Undiscovered Country.
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Matt Smith in the film Caught Stealing just looks like the Doctor if he turned up to a Star Trek convention cosplaying as the punk from Undiscovered Country.
...As a television programme, Channel 4, or a dating suggestion?!
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
...As a television programme, Channel 4, or a dating suggestion?!
This hot honey craze has gone too far...
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This hot honey craze has gone too far...
More balloons! #bristolballoonfiesta
August 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
More balloons! #bristolballoonfiesta
My Futurama brain finds it impossible to read ‘snus’ and not think ‘snu snu’
August 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My Futurama brain finds it impossible to read ‘snus’ and not think ‘snu snu’
Get woken up at 6:30am by the unmistakable sound of gas burners, you know what that means... BALLOONS!!!
#Bristolballoonfiesta
#Bristolballoonfiesta
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Get woken up at 6:30am by the unmistakable sound of gas burners, you know what that means... BALLOONS!!!
#Bristolballoonfiesta
#Bristolballoonfiesta
August 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This Feathers stole all the jokers in Balatro and now you can't get past the second ante #gromitunleashed3
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This Feathers stole all the jokers in Balatro and now you can't get past the second ante #gromitunleashed3
The Galeón Andalucia #BristolHarbourFestival
July 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The Galeón Andalucia #BristolHarbourFestival
This Norbot had a mid life crisis and bought all the youth-looking clothing in Cabot Circus #gromitunleashed3
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This Norbot had a mid life crisis and bought all the youth-looking clothing in Cabot Circus #gromitunleashed3
Perfect combined with a can of...
July 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Perfect combined with a can of...
This Feathers thinks it's taking too long for the Cabot Circus M&S to open. #GromitUnleashed
June 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Feathers thinks it's taking too long for the Cabot Circus M&S to open. #GromitUnleashed
