Dave Sheely
@davesheelydesigns.bsky.social
Does the statue have a notched ear?
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Does the statue have a notched ear?
What makes it so frothy?
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
What makes it so frothy?
Maybe a second stake for good measure?
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Maybe a second stake for good measure?
Does that guy even have eyelids?
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Does that guy even have eyelids?
He’s gonna fly in on his drone throne
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He’s gonna fly in on his drone throne
Does anybody like Jr?
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Does anybody like Jr?
JD might ‘visit him’ like the Pope if he keeps getting in the way.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
JD might ‘visit him’ like the Pope if he keeps getting in the way.
“That terrible tariff nonsense of Biden’s ran up prices! I’m removing them now to make things more affordable for Americans.”-Bubbalickous
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“That terrible tariff nonsense of Biden’s ran up prices! I’m removing them now to make things more affordable for Americans.”-Bubbalickous
Aside from a leak, what condition is the boat in?
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Aside from a leak, what condition is the boat in?
Probably has a giant clothes pin on the back of his neck pulling it back.
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Probably has a giant clothes pin on the back of his neck pulling it back.
The four horse asses of the apocalypse
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The four horse asses of the apocalypse
And food for the flies
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
And food for the flies
Why does his face always look like he’s hanging upside down?
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why does his face always look like he’s hanging upside down?
HERRless Gerbils.
October 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
HERRless Gerbils.
Bottomless pit.
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bottomless pit.
Done. “It’s a small mind after all!”
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Done. “It’s a small mind after all!”
Done. “It’s a small mind after all!”
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Done. “It’s a small mind after all!”
Don’t know about the rest of you stiffs, but Fentanyl is the killer what killed me!
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don’t know about the rest of you stiffs, but Fentanyl is the killer what killed me!
The clone needs just a little more cure time.
September 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The clone needs just a little more cure time.
If you like word scrambles, hers can spell Mona Hitler.
July 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you like word scrambles, hers can spell Mona Hitler.
He’d need money up front
July 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He’d need money up front
Bent cigarette vs manhole cover!
July 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Bent cigarette vs manhole cover!
…but she has hair like Ivanka’s
July 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
…but she has hair like Ivanka’s
Starting to wonder if Grok is actually Elon pretending to be AI.
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Starting to wonder if Grok is actually Elon pretending to be AI.