Is there an Elseworld where Joe Chill is kinda hot?

Google is threatening the timeline. Just fyi.

I know people don't like hearing other people's dreams. I get it. But what if I told you I just woke up from being Rodney Dangerfield starring in a sitcom with Bea Arthur? She asked me who the president of Spotify is and I told her it was Daniel Ek.

Centre-left world leaders tweeting how excited they are to work with Trump over the next few years on the important issues are the election winner equivalent of a Facebook "happy birthday" from someone you worked with for three months six years ago.

I feel like Ted Danson's about to reveal this is actually the bad place

Never seen Emily in Paris but just read two of its flaws: 1. everyone looks impossibly beautiful 2. it makes marketing jobs look like they depend on sudden moments of inspiration and not doing actual work.

Everyone loved this when it was called Mad Men.

@kierongillen.bsky.social you know dnd and pop and how to be imaginative and that. What character class is Charli XCX? Baldur's Gate 3 Brat playthrough and I feel like bard is too obvious.