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Judgment Dave
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AXE THE RICH.

Release the Pedo Files!

I want to build a different wall.

Dave M in the live chat.

RIP Maggie 4/19/14
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Earn this. Earn it, Charlie Brown.
Tom Hanks and Matt Damon in the "earn this... earn it." scene from Saving Private Ryan. Hanks is seated, dying, his back against the front of a jeep. Damon is leaning in to hear what he has to say.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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On the eighth day, he created the shopping center.
A mostly cloudy sky. Beams of sun poke thru Old Testament style. Below, a shopping center construction site.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
davesdogmaggie.bsky.social
Or a sticker.
DO ALL WOKE in white Nike font on a back background. The nike swoosh above it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
davesdogmaggie.bsky.social
Recruitment problems?
Laura Loomer tweet 18 NOV 2025: I'm going to say it. The GOP has a Nazi problem. And the more we pretend like we don't, the worse it's going to get. We do. Don't tell me we don't.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Maybe try to be LESS like Trump and the GOP.

This is pathetic.

Not as pathetic and caving on the shutdown, but pathetic still, and it pisses me off.
Clipped from an email sent to me by the dems: 2026 Official Democratic Member Cards are on their way, and we need your help choosing a design. Make sure to pick your favorite design today, and we'll get to work printing the design with the most votes!
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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My wish to see a Reservoir Dogs ending for MAGA inches ever closer.
Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!, betrayed the entire Republican Party when she turned Left, performed poorly on the pathetic View, and became the RINO that we all know she always was. Just another Fake politician, no different than Rand Paul Jr. (Thomas Massie), who got caught being a full fledged Republican In Name Only (RINO)! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Boebert and MTG
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
davesdogmaggie.bsky.social
Columbo, except it's not a dumb act.

Kolumbo.
Kash Patel, doing his best Columbo impersonation. Touching his forehead as if just remembering "one more thing". Peter Falk as Columbo, same pose.
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Like my multigenerational can of multipurpose grease. I think it’s from the 50s.
A can of ESSO grease from approximately the 1950s
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
davesdogmaggie.bsky.social
Well THAT'S ironic.
Excerpt from an Epstein email from Micheal Wolff: "I think you should let him hang himself"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Today's mood...
Dell service survey. I chose EXTREMELY SATISIFED. Then they requested: Please tell us specifically why you provided the answer above. I answered: Can't just rate something without having to write an essay?
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I cried.
The scene in Saving Private Ryan when Tom Hanks' character (Miller?) is dying and he tells Damon's character (Ryan) to EARN THIS. The first panel is a wider shot, with text that says "EAT THIS..." A sub sandwich is partially visible, as if Hanks were offering it to Damon.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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🎶
Somebody’s gonna hurt someone…
Erika Kirk eye fucking JD Vance. She’s wearing black, pleather-like pants as someone in mourning is want to do. A black pleather sofa. Alone. Jilted.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Can't wait!
An invitation to the opening gala of the Epstein Ballroom. An off-white background. A thin, black border with inverted rounded corners. The top half is a picture of the interior. Very gold and gaudy. In black script in the center of the image, "The Pedophile & the President" with "INVITE YOU TO THE" below it in block lettering. Beneath that, below the image and with nothing but a simple off-white BG "THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM" in the same black, block text. Then "Opening Gala" in ornate gold script, same as "the Pedo" above. The remaing text is alternating between the script and block. It reads: JANUARY 20TH, 2026 AT 7:00 PM Come hang (hang is underlined) with us! SPONSORED BY Then the logos for Meta, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, Comcast, and Lockheed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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BREAKING: Bovino arrives at court for check-in.

apnews.com/article/chic...
Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark. He's in his famous black hat and wearing a gestapo coast draped over his gestapo uniform. On the lapel, a nazi pin. His right hand raised, you can see the branded scar he got from fetching the headpiece to the Staff of Ra.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Waiting to hear their demands.
FedEx email. Text: We have your shipment.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Blacula scene when Blacula gets hit by a taxi. Text reads. "Bang!" “Where did you come from?” “I have crossed oceans of…” “You ain’t even hurt!” Blacula scene, Blacula sees Luva (Tina) on the street and tries to speak with here. Test as follows: Blacula: "LUVA!" Tina, running away: "NO MOTHAFUCKA!" Blacula: "I HAVE CROSSED OCEANS OF..." Tina still running: "HAAAAAAALP!" Blacula finally has the opportunity to tell Tina / Luva... and she gets shot by a cop. Blacula: "I have been trying to tell you something." Tina: "Okay, I'm listening." Blacula: "I have crossed oceans of..." Cop: "BANG!" Blacula inner dialog: "Deep breath." Blacula final scene. Blacula climbs the steps to the roof to commit suicide by Sun. Text reads: Frame 1 climbing steps: "I have..." Frame 2 the sun: "*sizzle*" Frame 3 climbing, but closer: "Crossed..." Frame 4 from behind and below, he reaches the tops step: "*sizzle, sizzle*" Frame 5 He lies on the roof, a hand outstretched: "Oceans of..." And the final frame shows him mostly cooked: "*sizzle, sizzle, sizzle*"
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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What? I can't... this isn't...

*posts then runs headfirst into a block wall
Dell sent me these shipping instructions that are impossible to comply with: Insert this completed repair checklist into the box. Close the box and seal with packaging tape (not included). Attach pre-printed shipping label over the old shipping label on the outside of the box.
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Dreams DO come true.
Screenshot of a post I made on mastodon when shitbird took office. Text: In all this, my sincerest hope is that those who are cheering now... those who voted for this... suffer the most. I hope they suffer unrecoverable loss. I hope tragedy befalls them. I hope they realize one day that they did this to themselves. I hope the very worst for them.
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Never, ever did I imagine that one day I'd be able to interact with any of them.

So, thank you, Internet. You did something good.

Anyway, how's YOUR day going?
Screenshot of George Takei replying to a Mastodon post of mine... "This got a laugh out of me. Thank you!" 10/22/2025
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I think I have a compromise for Team US Beef and Team ARG Beef.
An old beef ad. ASK FOR QUEEF (*Quality Beef) This is a real thing.
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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How about a ball PIT?
Red, green, blue, and yellow balls. Lot's of them. The kind you fill a ball pit with.
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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No.
A very phallic baby carrot.
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Same vibe.
Donald Trump destroys the White House. Demolition our property for his vanity project. The Pentagon after 9-11. The collapsed part of the outer ring where the plane impacted.
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Sometimes the sky looks back.
A wispy cloud against a bluebird sky. Part of the cloud looks like an eye. Watching me. Always.
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM