@davesaleh.bsky.social
Mine had a reason. I wasn't turning into him.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Mine had a reason. I wasn't turning into him.
I've sweet-talked a hoodie multiple times in the dark.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've sweet-talked a hoodie multiple times in the dark.
I zoomed way in and then looked at my own food like "Awww. 😕"
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I zoomed way in and then looked at my own food like "Awww. 😕"
"This play date could have been an email."
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"This play date could have been an email."
YES YES YES YEEEeeeeee... Maaaaaaaaaan.
... 🤭
... 🤭
October 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
YES YES YES YEEEeeeeee... Maaaaaaaaaan.
... 🤭
... 🤭
In a way it reminds me of Hands On A Hardbody because everyone in that seems like an SNL character but they're all completely real.
September 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In a way it reminds me of Hands On A Hardbody because everyone in that seems like an SNL character but they're all completely real.
"Hey girl, can I show you my big... *sip*... collection of robots?"
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Hey girl, can I show you my big... *sip*... collection of robots?"
They got those secrets recently, they all used to stink at American accents.
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They got those secrets recently, they all used to stink at American accents.
The intro to Ori is the intro to Up of video games.
September 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The intro to Ori is the intro to Up of video games.
What other unknown powers do you have?! Make some unethical wishes, Bill!
August 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What other unknown powers do you have?! Make some unethical wishes, Bill!
Holy shit, I'm like still 34 in whatever cinematic universe this is.
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Holy shit, I'm like still 34 in whatever cinematic universe this is.
By Season 3 they'd really solidified the show but it went so far off the rails from the books I'm really not sure what it was going to turn into.
May 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
By Season 3 they'd really solidified the show but it went so far off the rails from the books I'm really not sure what it was going to turn into.
Chrono Trigger!
May 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chrono Trigger!
I think I've used this combo to marinate chicken.
May 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I think I've used this combo to marinate chicken.
"No, really, you should! My AI did!"
May 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"No, really, you should! My AI did!"
"Dumb hillbilly regurgitates vile opinion" and they filed this under... "News" 🤦
May 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Dumb hillbilly regurgitates vile opinion" and they filed this under... "News" 🤦
Missed opportunity for a specialty popcorn bucket.
May 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Missed opportunity for a specialty popcorn bucket.
Sometimes the detonator goes bad and it won't pop.
May 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sometimes the detonator goes bad and it won't pop.
That's hysterical.
Unless you're serious in which case ME GRIMLOCK WANT LINK!
Unless you're serious in which case ME GRIMLOCK WANT LINK!
May 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
That's hysterical.
Unless you're serious in which case ME GRIMLOCK WANT LINK!
Unless you're serious in which case ME GRIMLOCK WANT LINK!
