@daveruss.bsky.social
It. Will. Be. Put. Back. Bank. On. It.
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It. Will. Be. Put. Back. Bank. On. It.
Happy Birthday !
I used your Math and put -2 birthday candles on a cake.
See you in 2325
I used your Math and put -2 birthday candles on a cake.
See you in 2325
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Happy Birthday !
I used your Math and put -2 birthday candles on a cake.
See you in 2325
I used your Math and put -2 birthday candles on a cake.
See you in 2325
This will lead to a financial crisis that will dwarf 2008's.
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This will lead to a financial crisis that will dwarf 2008's.
Unreal!
We are living in a world where democracy/regime change in Venezuela hinges on the US President being given a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize.
We are living in a world where democracy/regime change in Venezuela hinges on the US President being given a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Unreal!
We are living in a world where democracy/regime change in Venezuela hinges on the US President being given a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize.
We are living in a world where democracy/regime change in Venezuela hinges on the US President being given a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize.
Um, many people are saying your um, morality is an undersized mushroom.
Personally, and with no desire to look at this strongly! I imagine it is right sized for those tiny hands of yours.
-Burly man crying 😂
Personally, and with no desire to look at this strongly! I imagine it is right sized for those tiny hands of yours.
-Burly man crying 😂
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Um, many people are saying your um, morality is an undersized mushroom.
Personally, and with no desire to look at this strongly! I imagine it is right sized for those tiny hands of yours.
-Burly man crying 😂
Personally, and with no desire to look at this strongly! I imagine it is right sized for those tiny hands of yours.
-Burly man crying 😂
Trump is busy ACING another cognitive test.
"what's this?"
DJT : "Filet o-Fish"
"No, on the paper"
DJT: "Umm One hump so not JD Vance. JD is two humps, one for the couch and one for the ottoman. I'm thinking Camel?"
"Yes, That's correct"
DJT: "Extra points for the weave?"
"NO. Next Question.."
"what's this?"
DJT : "Filet o-Fish"
"No, on the paper"
DJT: "Umm One hump so not JD Vance. JD is two humps, one for the couch and one for the ottoman. I'm thinking Camel?"
"Yes, That's correct"
DJT: "Extra points for the weave?"
"NO. Next Question.."
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Trump is busy ACING another cognitive test.
"what's this?"
DJT : "Filet o-Fish"
"No, on the paper"
DJT: "Umm One hump so not JD Vance. JD is two humps, one for the couch and one for the ottoman. I'm thinking Camel?"
"Yes, That's correct"
DJT: "Extra points for the weave?"
"NO. Next Question.."
"what's this?"
DJT : "Filet o-Fish"
"No, on the paper"
DJT: "Umm One hump so not JD Vance. JD is two humps, one for the couch and one for the ottoman. I'm thinking Camel?"
"Yes, That's correct"
DJT: "Extra points for the weave?"
"NO. Next Question.."
Um, Stormy Daniels saw his morality and it is small and mushroom shaped.
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Um, Stormy Daniels saw his morality and it is small and mushroom shaped.
"my own morality..." -DJT
This is coming from a man who showed his 'lil mushroom' to Stormy, stored classified documents in a washroom, flushed documents down the WH toilets,.........you get the idea!
WHAT MORALITY? Hey Donald, forget trying to spell it, use it in a sentence.
This is coming from a man who showed his 'lil mushroom' to Stormy, stored classified documents in a washroom, flushed documents down the WH toilets,.........you get the idea!
WHAT MORALITY? Hey Donald, forget trying to spell it, use it in a sentence.
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"my own morality..." -DJT
This is coming from a man who showed his 'lil mushroom' to Stormy, stored classified documents in a washroom, flushed documents down the WH toilets,.........you get the idea!
WHAT MORALITY? Hey Donald, forget trying to spell it, use it in a sentence.
This is coming from a man who showed his 'lil mushroom' to Stormy, stored classified documents in a washroom, flushed documents down the WH toilets,.........you get the idea!
WHAT MORALITY? Hey Donald, forget trying to spell it, use it in a sentence.
F Me !
This is only the start of year two!! I'm not looking forward to the started/going post to come
This is only the start of year two!! I'm not looking forward to the started/going post to come
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
F Me !
This is only the start of year two!! I'm not looking forward to the started/going post to come
This is only the start of year two!! I'm not looking forward to the started/going post to come
Greased ottoman.
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Greased ottoman.
Shocking until you realize Kash Patel ( fbi jacket ladies small) is the FBI director
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shocking until you realize Kash Patel ( fbi jacket ladies small) is the FBI director
Wait till he's in line for a potato. Betting a different tune...
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Wait till he's in line for a potato. Betting a different tune...
Challenge accepted!!!
"Moderator, Can you slow it down and go frame by frame so my republican candidate can tell us all when exactly this law enforcer was in life threatening danger???"
Followed up with a very non-presidential " your serve, couch fucker"
"Moderator, Can you slow it down and go frame by frame so my republican candidate can tell us all when exactly this law enforcer was in life threatening danger???"
Followed up with a very non-presidential " your serve, couch fucker"
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Challenge accepted!!!
"Moderator, Can you slow it down and go frame by frame so my republican candidate can tell us all when exactly this law enforcer was in life threatening danger???"
Followed up with a very non-presidential " your serve, couch fucker"
"Moderator, Can you slow it down and go frame by frame so my republican candidate can tell us all when exactly this law enforcer was in life threatening danger???"
Followed up with a very non-presidential " your serve, couch fucker"
Pretty sure this Stephen Miller's nightly prayer before the ah matador( Laugh every time I think of his wife saying this out loud) falls asleep.
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pretty sure this Stephen Miller's nightly prayer before the ah matador( Laugh every time I think of his wife saying this out loud) falls asleep.
I'm not sure it matters.
Trump's perspective : "At least they aren't talking about the Epstein files"
Narrator : Trump has NO -> Empathy, or sense of right vs wrong
Trump's perspective : "At least they aren't talking about the Epstein files"
Narrator : Trump has NO -> Empathy, or sense of right vs wrong
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'm not sure it matters.
Trump's perspective : "At least they aren't talking about the Epstein files"
Narrator : Trump has NO -> Empathy, or sense of right vs wrong
Trump's perspective : "At least they aren't talking about the Epstein files"
Narrator : Trump has NO -> Empathy, or sense of right vs wrong
Q: " Hey where should we vacation this year?"
A: " Anywhere other than AMERICA. Oh, and Greenland.."
A: " Anywhere other than AMERICA. Oh, and Greenland.."
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Q: " Hey where should we vacation this year?"
A: " Anywhere other than AMERICA. Oh, and Greenland.."
A: " Anywhere other than AMERICA. Oh, and Greenland.."
out of touch
Laughable
Epstein Files
Laughable
Epstein Files
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
out of touch
Laughable
Epstein Files
Laughable
Epstein Files
Trump Administration is making America a SHIT HOLE COUNTRY full stop.
To Watch that video and write that PROVES that COGNITIVE TESTS & MRI's ARE NECESSARY !
THREE YEARS TO GO .....F ME
To Watch that video and write that PROVES that COGNITIVE TESTS & MRI's ARE NECESSARY !
THREE YEARS TO GO .....F ME
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Trump Administration is making America a SHIT HOLE COUNTRY full stop.
To Watch that video and write that PROVES that COGNITIVE TESTS & MRI's ARE NECESSARY !
THREE YEARS TO GO .....F ME
To Watch that video and write that PROVES that COGNITIVE TESTS & MRI's ARE NECESSARY !
THREE YEARS TO GO .....F ME
"Is that Kevin Sorbo (aka Tarzan) swinging over their heads?"
-Asked by no one
-Asked by no one
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Is that Kevin Sorbo (aka Tarzan) swinging over their heads?"
-Asked by no one
-Asked by no one
Im sure those proceeds are to help the people of Venez…. Oh who’s kidding who, the Venezuelan people were oppressed and will remain oppressed.
Best wishes Ukraine & Taiwan
Best wishes Ukraine & Taiwan
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Im sure those proceeds are to help the people of Venez…. Oh who’s kidding who, the Venezuelan people were oppressed and will remain oppressed.
Best wishes Ukraine & Taiwan
Best wishes Ukraine & Taiwan
”Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Kennedy Centre is pleased to welcome, performing his one hit seventeen different way over the next 2hrs, put’em together for Vanilla Ice!!!”
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
”Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Kennedy Centre is pleased to welcome, performing his one hit seventeen different way over the next 2hrs, put’em together for Vanilla Ice!!!”
Simple math ( err Trump math) :
Take whatever year you are in and subtract 40 to get the year Trump believes he is in.
Example :
2026- 40 =1986
The biggest source of energy in 1986 was?
Take whatever year you are in and subtract 40 to get the year Trump believes he is in.
Example :
2026- 40 =1986
The biggest source of energy in 1986 was?
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Simple math ( err Trump math) :
Take whatever year you are in and subtract 40 to get the year Trump believes he is in.
Example :
2026- 40 =1986
The biggest source of energy in 1986 was?
Take whatever year you are in and subtract 40 to get the year Trump believes he is in.
Example :
2026- 40 =1986
The biggest source of energy in 1986 was?
LOL!
Trump (& Administration) not so big on upholding laws.
Trump (& Administration) not so big on upholding laws.
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
LOL!
Trump (& Administration) not so big on upholding laws.
Trump (& Administration) not so big on upholding laws.