Dave Porter
@daveporteruk.bsky.social
Just zis guy, you know?
Music lover (jazz, fusion, prog, ambient, classic rock, classical), nerd - sci-fi/fantasy, PC gamer, F1, NFL (go Lando/McLaren, 49ers), mild foodie. Photography(see alt texts).
Haplessly treading water.
🚫 AI “art”.
Music lover (jazz, fusion, prog, ambient, classic rock, classical), nerd - sci-fi/fantasy, PC gamer, F1, NFL (go Lando/McLaren, 49ers), mild foodie. Photography(see alt texts).
Haplessly treading water.
🚫 AI “art”.
Back at you, hope you have a great weekend (planned or impromptu!) 👍
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Back at you, hope you have a great weekend (planned or impromptu!) 👍
Oooh now I tried Awuavit ages ago and really liked it! And dark Christmas beers… mmmm
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oooh now I tried Awuavit ages ago and really liked it! And dark Christmas beers… mmmm
I’d be happy to express solidarity with you and a country I’ve long admired - so what are we looking at here? My guess would be a vodka-type spirit, to be drunk as a chaser to a dark beer?
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’d be happy to express solidarity with you and a country I’ve long admired - so what are we looking at here? My guess would be a vodka-type spirit, to be drunk as a chaser to a dark beer?
As long as you maintain at least the current level of Uggi content here, I’d love to read more of your writing on some other site! I mean not the ex-chirpy bird one, obviously, or the AI obsessed officially not-a-monopoly. But somewhere else, sure 👍
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As long as you maintain at least the current level of Uggi content here, I’d love to read more of your writing on some other site! I mean not the ex-chirpy bird one, obviously, or the AI obsessed officially not-a-monopoly. But somewhere else, sure 👍
I thought the urban decay look was de rigueur?!
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I thought the urban decay look was de rigueur?!
Oh come on, that’s easy!!!
Iconic…
Iconic…
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh come on, that’s easy!!!
Iconic…
Iconic…
Could always try coining a new one. How about “BoJoJob”?
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Could always try coining a new one. How about “BoJoJob”?
Nice try, but it fails to capture the magnitude of the shambolic fuckup…
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Nice try, but it fails to capture the magnitude of the shambolic fuckup…
I rather liked the chaos spawn beaked creatures running out of the ocean, killing as they went. Festive Greetings!
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I rather liked the chaos spawn beaked creatures running out of the ocean, killing as they went. Festive Greetings!
That would be an abomination. And not in a good way…
Ye (Elder) Gods…
Ye (Elder) Gods…
a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes
Alt: A worshipper stands before Cthulhu, one of the Elder Gods written of by H. P. Lovecraft.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
That would be an abomination. And not in a good way…
Ye (Elder) Gods…
Ye (Elder) Gods…
Yeahhhh that’s tricky. Trainwreck? Omnishambles? Disaster? Scam? Conjob?
Nope. Clusterfuck is the one 👍
Nope. Clusterfuck is the one 👍
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Yeahhhh that’s tricky. Trainwreck? Omnishambles? Disaster? Scam? Conjob?
Nope. Clusterfuck is the one 👍
Nope. Clusterfuck is the one 👍
YAY for you, WELL DONE! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Celebrate those victories and remember them when you come up against situations in the future. Really happy for you 👍👍👍👍
Celebrate those victories and remember them when you come up against situations in the future. Really happy for you 👍👍👍👍
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
YAY for you, WELL DONE! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Celebrate those victories and remember them when you come up against situations in the future. Really happy for you 👍👍👍👍
Celebrate those victories and remember them when you come up against situations in the future. Really happy for you 👍👍👍👍
Do you have a crock pot / slow cooker? Just sits there quietly after you fill it with protein, veg and some stock (could be wine of beer too!) in the morning and at the end of the day, NOMMM casserole. So easy…
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do you have a crock pot / slow cooker? Just sits there quietly after you fill it with protein, veg and some stock (could be wine of beer too!) in the morning and at the end of the day, NOMMM casserole. So easy…
I have FOUND the Bird!!!
a dog is laying on the ground next to a colorful bird
Alt: A clip from the movie “Up!”
Dug the dog has “captured” Kevin the (female) bird and is being dragged along the ground as it continues walking…
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have FOUND the Bird!!!
“And when it does, I shall be READY!”
— Uggi of Iceland, defender of the harbour
— Uggi of Iceland, defender of the harbour
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“And when it does, I shall be READY!”
— Uggi of Iceland, defender of the harbour
— Uggi of Iceland, defender of the harbour