If I book a meeting room for a bit of peace and quiet so I can concentrate on a project I'm working on and these are in the room, they automatically transfer ownership to me, right?

But isn't the guy going for the ball literally wearing a padded helmet?

When you decide to pack up and go home on a Friday afternoon - and THIS happens!

If anyone has a head without a body, get in contact and we can discuss shared custody of the biscuit barrel (but not the biscuits, obviously).

Trains all running to schedule from Swindon, which doesn't happen very often at the moment! #ukdepartureboards