Sorry you had to go through this, let alone sit on it as long as you have. Appreciate you, sir. I hope the weight's a little lighter today.

Schrodinger's Kennedy Center performance.

Thanks for being a lot.

Whenever I leave the room after playing with the dogs.

Gleefully handling balls to own the libs.

Signing an EO directing changes to Title IX while drafting another to abolish the Department that enforces Title IX is precisely the level of competence that should be expected here.

Seconded from VA - with love.

Virginia's not even a swing state anymore and gets no love. We're working our asses off over here.