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David the Iguana
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My Sona is also Half-Dragon
(MDNI KIDS & TEENS GTFO! 🔞)
Author of YandePOSTAL (it sucks): https://yandepostal-fanfic.tumblr.com/?source=share
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Oh yeah, Gamera is here too #PostalGodzilla
I wanted Postal!Gamera to look like an Amalgam of multiple turtle species - namely Leatherback Sea Turtles, Snapping Turtles, Red-Eared Sliders, & the extinct Archelon Barugon is a 3-horned kaiju with Rainbow Bioluminescent spines & a long tongue. Barugon is obviously gonna be portrayed as a Chameleon kaiju. I also just felt like giving him a beard. I had a decent time designing Gyaos as a species of Mutated Bats.
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Extras ##PostalGodzilla
Based on an IRL Arizona urban legend, "Red Ghost" which was a skeleton riding a camel. Contrary to usual incarnations, Postal!Mothra starts life as a "Nymph" of sorts & gradually grows their wings in over the course of their short lifespan. "Postalborgelion" is supposed to be a redesign of the final boss for "Postal Brain-Damaged" Tesloborgelion, but with Evangelion Proportions.
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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More #PostalGodzilla kaiju that are barely Postal Related
I wanted Gigan to be a Frankenstein-esque Flesh Golem with a face looking like a Plague-Doctors mask. I also gave him Gigan-Rex's abdominal eye & moved his buzzsaw to his new hat. Aside from being a mix of two different Biollantes (both the Kaiju & Mark Wulff's character from Gachimuchi), I wanted Postal!Biollante to be based on the Cactus Cat from Wild-West folklore/mythology/whatever the heck it's called, hence the Feline Features.
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Last of Toho Kaiju + Rokmutul for #postalgodzilla
All those jokes about Hedorah being a shit monster finally led to something - specifically shit either washed away by Mike J's Bidets or wiped with TP by Postal fans who simply can't afford a bidet (myself included) "why DiDn'T yOU mAkE kOnG A tESt mOnkEy 🗣🔥" because Mechani-Skar-King would be more fun. Postal!Rokmutul is specifically meant to be a Gila-Monster Arizonasaurus hybrid kaiju. Common Megafauna seen in way back Paradise during the events of P4.
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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More Toho Kaiju for #PostalGodzilla pt 2
Kong is specifically meant to look like the Dirty Sock from "Corkscrew Rules" At some point, I had an idea that went along the lines of "what if SpaceGodzilla was Reimagined as a XenoZilla in a crossover." I then took that idea & mixed it with the xenomorph-like enemies of "Postal Brain-Damaged," thus creating this Leather-Clad Liminal Leviathan. Postal!Anguirus was an easy beast to design - just make 'em a species of Mutated Horn-Toad Lizards that shoot boiling blood from their eyes as a ballistic ranged attack. Moguera is supposed to be a callback to the Colemine Tunneling Drill from P2's "Paradise Lost" campaign. Those chainsaws are meant to be those Excavation Saws you'd see in construction sites.
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I can hear his voice omg
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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tell em, big dawg!
(also, what would you think if cannabis became legalized in Japan?)
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Well known Toho Kaiju for #Postal × #Godzilla
I wanted Mothra to look like the Angel Statue from Postal 2 if it were assimilated by celestial forces I wanted Rodan to have a new & unique look, so modeled him after the "Anurognathus". As for Lore, Rodans were created by a Crack team of Scientists in Chernobyl. I wanted to make Kiryu resemble Tesloborgelion, the final boss of "Postal Brain-Damaged"
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Some Actual #Postal related kaiju
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Redesign of Champs mutated form, "El Perro Loco." I decided to give him Armor, as a reference to the April Fools "Peed DLC" thing from Postal 2. Kaiju Statue from Postal 1's Central Park level, but worn down & Possessed by spirits of The Dudes many Victims. Colemine Sandworm from "Paradise Lost". Big guy had skin that looked like that of a Rattlesnake, so I made "Colewyrm" into a multi-jawed mutant Rattlesnake. Giga-Krotchy's design is heavily inspired by Rawhead Rex.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM