The only tickets available to see Wicked were 3D. Am I the only one who feels like I should have to pay less for 3D rather than more?

My wife and I were discussing how she might have passed her stomach bug on to me. Chris's idea:
"Maybe you guys did a lick kiss. Those things when you kiss and you lick inside each others mouth."

Chris "hey dad, do you want to see my new dance? It's a big hit"
Me: "who's it been a big hit with?"
Chris: "my friend Drake. Instead of us having argument fights, we've been having dance battles. And I win"

Chris: “There are McDonald’s everywhere and half of their ice cream machines are broken”
Me: “Where’d you learn that?”
Chris: “Either YouTube or the Kratt brothers or discovery kids. There’s a lot of information out there to learn”

Chris was telling l me that he refers to the area opposite the elbow as his second arm pit and that he sometimes puts deodorant on it. Kinda genius!

While shopping at Costco:
Chris “mom would say we dont need that!”
Me: “that’s why we don’t bring mom to costco with us”
Chris “mom is always with us. In our hearts.”

Chris “dad you can’t park there!”
Me: “ how familiar are you with traffic laws?”
Chris: “pretty familiar. I read a lot of dictionaries”

Chris: “Camp toilets creep me out. You never know what could be down there. Like a clown with a knife waiting to stab you in the butt”

Chris: “You know sometimes it’s good to be ungrateful? That means you’re human. You know who’s not ungrateful? Aliens!!”