DaveKidneys
@davekidneys.bsky.social
Reluctant runner, Berlin based Brit.
(Oh, look, accidental alliteration!)
(Oh, look, accidental alliteration!)
Picked this beauty up from the post office today (stupid import taxes).
The Tote Bag from @theonion.com
Perfect for carrying my existential angst and soup for my family.
The Tote Bag from @theonion.com
Perfect for carrying my existential angst and soup for my family.
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Picked this beauty up from the post office today (stupid import taxes).
The Tote Bag from @theonion.com
Perfect for carrying my existential angst and soup for my family.
The Tote Bag from @theonion.com
Perfect for carrying my existential angst and soup for my family.
Love the way that they managed to answer this question without any self reflection at all.
It was all about the media in general, but they're massive culprits as well.
It was all about the media in general, but they're massive culprits as well.
October 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Love the way that they managed to answer this question without any self reflection at all.
It was all about the media in general, but they're massive culprits as well.
It was all about the media in general, but they're massive culprits as well.
Yeah, right James, it's the effects workers who are being paid too much.
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yeah, right James, it's the effects workers who are being paid too much.
I did it, I finally did it. I crossed the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
I'm officially an old man.
I'm officially an old man.
June 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I did it, I finally did it. I crossed the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
I'm officially an old man.
I'm officially an old man.
It's Männertag Here in Germany, the day men go off drinking together.
I, instead, went for a run and am admiring the present from my wife of a huge, granite mortar and pestle.
I'm so middle-aged and middle-class it's unbelievable.
I, instead, went for a run and am admiring the present from my wife of a huge, granite mortar and pestle.
I'm so middle-aged and middle-class it's unbelievable.
May 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's Männertag Here in Germany, the day men go off drinking together.
I, instead, went for a run and am admiring the present from my wife of a huge, granite mortar and pestle.
I'm so middle-aged and middle-class it's unbelievable.
I, instead, went for a run and am admiring the present from my wife of a huge, granite mortar and pestle.
I'm so middle-aged and middle-class it's unbelievable.
New profile pic courtesy of the thermal camera at the Technikmuseum in Berlin.
Could also double up as the front cover of a @greatdismal.bsky.social novel.
Could also double up as the front cover of a @greatdismal.bsky.social novel.
May 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New profile pic courtesy of the thermal camera at the Technikmuseum in Berlin.
Could also double up as the front cover of a @greatdismal.bsky.social novel.
Could also double up as the front cover of a @greatdismal.bsky.social novel.
Can someone contact CERN, see if they can find a violin small enough.
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Can someone contact CERN, see if they can find a violin small enough.
Dresden has a very strange definition of glamour.
January 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Dresden has a very strange definition of glamour.
I think I'm going to have to take a restraining order out against Sandra Bullock. All of these accounts are getting a bit out of hand.
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think I'm going to have to take a restraining order out against Sandra Bullock. All of these accounts are getting a bit out of hand.
I'm sure that this is a totally real account and I can't wait for Sandra to start messaging me.
January 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm sure that this is a totally real account and I can't wait for Sandra to start messaging me.
Just finished reading this Christmas present from my wife.
A wonderful piece of art.
If you're in contact with Hr. Kleist @manmademoon.bsky.social please pass on my compliments and thanks.
A wonderful piece of art.
If you're in contact with Hr. Kleist @manmademoon.bsky.social please pass on my compliments and thanks.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just finished reading this Christmas present from my wife.
A wonderful piece of art.
If you're in contact with Hr. Kleist @manmademoon.bsky.social please pass on my compliments and thanks.
A wonderful piece of art.
If you're in contact with Hr. Kleist @manmademoon.bsky.social please pass on my compliments and thanks.
Post a concert picture you took this year.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
December 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Post a concert picture you took this year.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
December 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
It's that time of year where I have to explain to everyone that this is not a Gryffindor scarf, and is in fact the Unseen University.
I really need to calm my reaction down a notch, people are beginning to back away from my exasperation.
I really need to calm my reaction down a notch, people are beginning to back away from my exasperation.
November 30, 2024 at 9:43 AM
It's that time of year where I have to explain to everyone that this is not a Gryffindor scarf, and is in fact the Unseen University.
I really need to calm my reaction down a notch, people are beginning to back away from my exasperation.
I really need to calm my reaction down a notch, people are beginning to back away from my exasperation.
Look what I found in the wilds* of Berlin @iandunt.bsky.social and @dorianlynskey.bsky.social
(I bought one of them of course).
*Dussmann Kulturhaus.
(I bought one of them of course).
*Dussmann Kulturhaus.
October 25, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Look what I found in the wilds* of Berlin @iandunt.bsky.social and @dorianlynskey.bsky.social
(I bought one of them of course).
*Dussmann Kulturhaus.
(I bought one of them of course).
*Dussmann Kulturhaus.
I mean, @iandunt.bsky.social isn't wrong, but it is a bit harsh to come straight out and say it.
September 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I mean, @iandunt.bsky.social isn't wrong, but it is a bit harsh to come straight out and say it.
I know that this won't make much of a difference, but you have to try.
September 4, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I know that this won't make much of a difference, but you have to try.
Ah, a great holiday souvenir!
I didn't believe the first one and how quickly I got two lines so repeated. Bugger.
I didn't believe the first one and how quickly I got two lines so repeated. Bugger.
August 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Ah, a great holiday souvenir!
I didn't believe the first one and how quickly I got two lines so repeated. Bugger.
I didn't believe the first one and how quickly I got two lines so repeated. Bugger.
Finished this appropriately as I'm about to board a ferry from Sweden to Germany.
Highly recommend for anyone's holiday read.
@jonnelledge.bsky.social
Highly recommend for anyone's holiday read.
@jonnelledge.bsky.social
August 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Finished this appropriately as I'm about to board a ferry from Sweden to Germany.
Highly recommend for anyone's holiday read.
@jonnelledge.bsky.social
Highly recommend for anyone's holiday read.
@jonnelledge.bsky.social
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it.
June 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it.
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.
June 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.
Come buy my kids old clothes! I need to get rid of it all!
June 8, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Come buy my kids old clothes! I need to get rid of it all!
I've seen enough horror films to know the lights going out on the underground are a Bad Sign.
June 7, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I've seen enough horror films to know the lights going out on the underground are a Bad Sign.