Hey Amazon: Why can't your drivers exercise common sense and put my packages between my doors or in my mailbox rather than on the snowy mat and in the rain? My special delivery instructions have been ignored in the past.

I told "Arnold", the cat we adopted that he would never love in a cage again.

Fuck. Jesus, no!

Some Canadian municipalities have agreed to remove the 🇺🇲 flag from arenas and public places. This disrespectful maneuver gives me more satisfaction...being on my house, it will stay like that indefinitely.

NINE THOUSAND+ employees out of work and it's the same story: Top 1% of a bankrupt business STILL earn a bonus. NOBODY should miss #hudsonsbay when they're gone.

How I picture Trump talking to Putin on the phone.

Fuck around America...find out. We can bite back too.