Dave Kartunen
@davekartunen.bsky.social
Recovering news anchor. National Edward R. Murrow Award winner. High sensation seeker. Highly sensitive person.
Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
You’d be in our favorites, Darth!
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’d be in our favorites, Darth!
What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head?
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head?
As a profitable business model? Meh.
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
As a profitable business model? Meh.
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I got GPT5 to accept the truth tonight. I’ll bet even @edzitron.com can get on board with this.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
August 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I got GPT5 to accept the truth tonight. I’ll bet even @edzitron.com can get on board with this.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
My punk padawan has a few key acts left to see, but when he caught CJ Ramone’s guitar pick at tonight’s Gimme Gimmes show, I feel like his training was complete.
#SpikeandtheGimmeGimmes
#SpikeandtheGimmeGimmes
August 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My punk padawan has a few key acts left to see, but when he caught CJ Ramone’s guitar pick at tonight’s Gimme Gimmes show, I feel like his training was complete.
#SpikeandtheGimmeGimmes
#SpikeandtheGimmeGimmes
Oh no no no this one is much better. When we’re not swimming in our rather large lake in Sudbury, we’re mostly warding off the zombies invading from Frankenham. Thankfully, most disappear into the great beyond of Westborough.
August 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh no no no this one is much better. When we’re not swimming in our rather large lake in Sudbury, we’re mostly warding off the zombies invading from Frankenham. Thankfully, most disappear into the great beyond of Westborough.
Nailed it. I asked for a “New England theme.”
August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nailed it. I asked for a “New England theme.”
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Finn is here for the good scratches.
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Finn is here for the good scratches.
You know what to do.
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You know what to do.
This conversation cannot be complete without the fisherman.
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This conversation cannot be complete without the fisherman.
This guy is an asshole.
- Carmen Sandiego Hall of Fame Member
- Carmen Sandiego Hall of Fame Member
June 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This guy is an asshole.
- Carmen Sandiego Hall of Fame Member
- Carmen Sandiego Hall of Fame Member
On the web site, they're calling it "Ideological Flexibility."
I just can't.
I just can't.
June 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
On the web site, they're calling it "Ideological Flexibility."
I just can't.
I just can't.
When Republicans are hypocrites, it's simply "ideological flexibility."
I just can't.
I just can't.
June 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When Republicans are hypocrites, it's simply "ideological flexibility."
I just can't.
I just can't.
No. BAD DUDES was a different game. Much easier than RENEGADE
June 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No. BAD DUDES was a different game. Much easier than RENEGADE
June 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA
June 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA