Dave
@davejunglist.bsky.social
Drum and bass. Owner of cats and follower of the Toon.
Please God, when we solidify ourselves as top 4, can we never ever become anything like Arsenal. Shit atmosphere (Emirates even worse than the Library), horrible nasty entitled fans, and a general cuntish vibe around everything they do. I cannot wait for them to bottle it yet again this season #nufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Please God, when we solidify ourselves as top 4, can we never ever become anything like Arsenal. Shit atmosphere (Emirates even worse than the Library), horrible nasty entitled fans, and a general cuntish vibe around everything they do. I cannot wait for them to bottle it yet again this season #nufc
Catching up with Match of the Day and still milking yesterday’s results as much as possible, but fuck me, Wayne Rooney, a superb player, but thick as shite. He can hardly string a coherent sentence together. Chappers looks like his carer. #nufc
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Catching up with Match of the Day and still milking yesterday’s results as much as possible, but fuck me, Wayne Rooney, a superb player, but thick as shite. He can hardly string a coherent sentence together. Chappers looks like his carer. #nufc
Need to start sitting deep away from home. Like the original Eddie Howe days. Grind out results and hit them on the break. We’re not good enough to dominate away from home. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Need to start sitting deep away from home. Like the original Eddie Howe days. Grind out results and hit them on the break. We’re not good enough to dominate away from home. #nufc
Every year a tiny championship team gets promoted and surprises everyone and gets a few flukey results. And then next season they get found out and relegated while the other team drink champagne and wallow in champions league football. #nufc
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Every year a tiny championship team gets promoted and surprises everyone and gets a few flukey results. And then next season they get found out and relegated while the other team drink champagne and wallow in champions league football. #nufc
A battling, hearty performance where all tactics flew out the window in the 2nd. An incredible finish and I’m celebrating the win! Any negativity can fuck off with your glory hunting ways. #nufc
October 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A battling, hearty performance where all tactics flew out the window in the 2nd. An incredible finish and I’m celebrating the win! Any negativity can fuck off with your glory hunting ways. #nufc
Seen a bit of negativity on socials, but we did what we had to do against a low block. 3 points 🤷♂️ Let’s just celebrate Big Nick smashing it on his debut! #nufc
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Seen a bit of negativity on socials, but we did what we had to do against a low block. 3 points 🤷♂️ Let’s just celebrate Big Nick smashing it on his debut! #nufc
I fucking love Sandro Tonali. What a fantastic, eloquent and considered lad. We’re lucky to have him. Fuck Isak, the complete opposite. I don’t want his toxicity anywhere near our dressing room. #nufc
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I fucking love Sandro Tonali. What a fantastic, eloquent and considered lad. We’re lucky to have him. Fuck Isak, the complete opposite. I don’t want his toxicity anywhere near our dressing room. #nufc
Big Dan Burn Fucking Legend. The way he played and the way he spoke on TNT. We’re gonna be just fine this season. There’s only one greedy bastard. #nufc
August 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Big Dan Burn Fucking Legend. The way he played and the way he spoke on TNT. We’re gonna be just fine this season. There’s only one greedy bastard. #nufc
Used to like Liverpool. During the Keegan era, even during the 4-3’s losses I respected the fans/team/culture along with our mutual hatred of the entitled Manure glory hunting scum. Anyway, that seems like a long time ago now… #nufc
August 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Used to like Liverpool. During the Keegan era, even during the 4-3’s losses I respected the fans/team/culture along with our mutual hatred of the entitled Manure glory hunting scum. Anyway, that seems like a long time ago now… #nufc
Never posted before. Left Facebook as I got hacked (17 years of memories gone) went on Twitter for football gossip, got drawn into politics (lunatics racists and weirdos) and now I’m here. Hopefully we can move forward!
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Never posted before. Left Facebook as I got hacked (17 years of memories gone) went on Twitter for football gossip, got drawn into politics (lunatics racists and weirdos) and now I’m here. Hopefully we can move forward!