Dave Iverson
@daveiverson.bsky.social
I just don’t know what to do with myself
@cbbworld.bsky.social Listening to the Best-of 2025 and heard @pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social say that no one gave a timely reminder. The fuck I didn’t… June 1st. One like and it was whoever runs the CBB BlueSky account. Blame them, I tried.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@cbbworld.bsky.social Listening to the Best-of 2025 and heard @pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social say that no one gave a timely reminder. The fuck I didn’t… June 1st. One like and it was whoever runs the CBB BlueSky account. Blame them, I tried.
There is not a person alive that if they showed up on the #EpsteinList that I wouldn’t want them to be locked up. Paying for your bad decisions isn’t just for the people I disagree with.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There is not a person alive that if they showed up on the #EpsteinList that I wouldn’t want them to be locked up. Paying for your bad decisions isn’t just for the people I disagree with.
@doritos.com have you tried desert chips? Like with cinnamon sugar or birthday cake flavor? If those work, I have more ideas 😉
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
@doritos.com have you tried desert chips? Like with cinnamon sugar or birthday cake flavor? If those work, I have more ideas 😉
I am so scared at how accurate this spam is at knowing how to get me to respond #PoutineAndKoreanBBQAdventure
October 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I am so scared at how accurate this spam is at knowing how to get me to respond #PoutineAndKoreanBBQAdventure
@getplayedpod.bsky.social @mattapodaca.bsky.social @heathercampbell.bsky.social Listening to Get Played about Greek myths, have you heard of the Netflix series Kaos? It’s the Greek myths in current day with Jeff Goldblum as Zeus. It’s fun.
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@getplayedpod.bsky.social @mattapodaca.bsky.social @heathercampbell.bsky.social Listening to Get Played about Greek myths, have you heard of the Netflix series Kaos? It’s the Greek myths in current day with Jeff Goldblum as Zeus. It’s fun.
@heathercampbell.bsky.social Thank you so much for your Draft Kings commercials “THE CROWN IS YOOOOOOOURS?!?! Gambling problem?…” Love it.
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@heathercampbell.bsky.social Thank you so much for your Draft Kings commercials “THE CROWN IS YOOOOOOOURS?!?! Gambling problem?…” Love it.
October 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My wife just woman-splained to me that “woman-splained” isn’t a thing. It’s just called explaining.
October 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My wife just woman-splained to me that “woman-splained” isn’t a thing. It’s just called explaining.
My son: Why isn’t he tackling that guy? Does he know what tackle is?
Me: Yea. He is from Minnesota. Tackle is what you put at the end of their hook while fishing.
#DadJoke #MinnesotaVikings #skolVikings
Me: Yea. He is from Minnesota. Tackle is what you put at the end of their hook while fishing.
#DadJoke #MinnesotaVikings #skolVikings
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My son: Why isn’t he tackling that guy? Does he know what tackle is?
Me: Yea. He is from Minnesota. Tackle is what you put at the end of their hook while fishing.
#DadJoke #MinnesotaVikings #skolVikings
Me: Yea. He is from Minnesota. Tackle is what you put at the end of their hook while fishing.
#DadJoke #MinnesotaVikings #skolVikings
If you aren’t a fan or student of music and musicals, I won’t fully agree with you in the debate about musicals and movies with songs.
September 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you aren’t a fan or student of music and musicals, I won’t fully agree with you in the debate about musicals and movies with songs.
Does everyone else see the Disney “D” as a backwards “G” but automatically accepts it as a “D” and doesn’t question it?
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Does everyone else see the Disney “D” as a backwards “G” but automatically accepts it as a “D” and doesn’t question it?
I don’t wish Trump to be dead. I wish for him to be Christmas Carol-ed.
September 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don’t wish Trump to be dead. I wish for him to be Christmas Carol-ed.
@getplayedpod.bsky.social Segma Dream Cast: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - Naked Snake alt.
Scott Eastwood
Scott Eastwood
August 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@getplayedpod.bsky.social Segma Dream Cast: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - Naked Snake alt.
Scott Eastwood
Scott Eastwood
@pftompkins.bsky.social Paul, can you please do a CBB character in October that is a person pleading to have people buy door hinge grease during October? Too many people let their door hinges get all creaky and “spooky” but that just means that you don’t get food on your table during spooky season
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social Paul, can you please do a CBB character in October that is a person pleading to have people buy door hinge grease during October? Too many people let their door hinges get all creaky and “spooky” but that just means that you don’t get food on your table during spooky season
I honestly feel bad for the people who watch #Superman and get upset with the “wokeness” and “political message”. They missed a damn good movie because they are a terrible person.
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I honestly feel bad for the people who watch #Superman and get upset with the “wokeness” and “political message”. They missed a damn good movie because they are a terrible person.
We can all just say and agree that Trump is on the Epstein List and if they want to prove us wrong they can just show us the proof? That shouldn’t be too hard, right?
July 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We can all just say and agree that Trump is on the Epstein List and if they want to prove us wrong they can just show us the proof? That shouldn’t be too hard, right?
@doughboys.bsky.social Have you thought of doing a Cheesecake Factory month? Since there are so many different item on the menu, you go back several times and get it all.
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@doughboys.bsky.social Have you thought of doing a Cheesecake Factory month? Since there are so many different item on the menu, you go back several times and get it all.
@taskmaster.tv Hear me out: a single special episode that’s just a redemption revisit. 5 of the contestants with the biggest fails come back and they get a chance to do that failed task again as well as the other tasks that the four other contestant failed at. Boom.
July 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@taskmaster.tv Hear me out: a single special episode that’s just a redemption revisit. 5 of the contestants with the biggest fails come back and they get a chance to do that failed task again as well as the other tasks that the four other contestant failed at. Boom.
I am sorry if I sound pessimistic and I am SO happy and proud of everyone who protested #NoKings but can someone help give me some positivity and tell me what, if anything, is going to change tomorrow? Trump and his mindless assclowns still think they are on the correct side of history.
June 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I am sorry if I sound pessimistic and I am SO happy and proud of everyone who protested #NoKings but can someone help give me some positivity and tell me what, if anything, is going to change tomorrow? Trump and his mindless assclowns still think they are on the correct side of history.
All I can see is that @alexablisswwe.bsky.social is looking at the ref but @rhearipleywwe.bsky.social thought she was looking at her and now it’s just awkward #wwe #wwemitb #MoneyInTheBank
June 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
All I can see is that @alexablisswwe.bsky.social is looking at the ref but @rhearipleywwe.bsky.social thought she was looking at her and now it’s just awkward #wwe #wwemitb #MoneyInTheBank
Yes, I did but my partner eliminated Sabrina Carpenter in my favorite way possible. Dropping an f'n X-Wing on them. #Fortnite #StarWars #SabrinaCarpenter
June 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes, I did but my partner eliminated Sabrina Carpenter in my favorite way possible. Dropping an f'n X-Wing on them. #Fortnite #StarWars #SabrinaCarpenter
@pftompkins.bsky.social has anyone drawn the parallels between the house in the game Blue Prince and Joan & Doug Pedestrian's house?
June 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social has anyone drawn the parallels between the house in the game Blue Prince and Joan & Doug Pedestrian's house?
Me as a straight, white male turning my Apple Watch to one of the new Pride faces for the month #pride
a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
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June 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me as a straight, white male turning my Apple Watch to one of the new Pride faces for the month #pride
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM