Dave Horwitz
@davehorwitz.bsky.social
The possibilities are endful!
Might f around and make my flashes purely for old discarded photos I find on the street. Here’s my first. Found across from rite aid on Vermont in Los Feliz
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Might f around and make my flashes purely for old discarded photos I find on the street. Here’s my first. Found across from rite aid on Vermont in Los Feliz
Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between… welcome to my flashes
March 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between… welcome to my flashes
working on a concept for a government arts program that would give everyone who comments stuff like this on movie and tv trailers $850,000 and force them to make something to be evaluated by the public.
March 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
working on a concept for a government arts program that would give everyone who comments stuff like this on movie and tv trailers $850,000 and force them to make something to be evaluated by the public.
Spring Breakers legacy sequel shaping up incredibly well…
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Spring Breakers legacy sequel shaping up incredibly well…
If I get rich it will be clear because I’ll start getting those good hormones/roids. I’ll be ripped like a 50 yr old ex sitcom actor playing a space General in a streaming movie called like Planet Yesterday
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If I get rich it will be clear because I’ll start getting those good hormones/roids. I’ll be ripped like a 50 yr old ex sitcom actor playing a space General in a streaming movie called like Planet Yesterday
Gen Z has more in common with boomers than they do millennials (both use their phones on speaker without earbuds in public).
February 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gen Z has more in common with boomers than they do millennials (both use their phones on speaker without earbuds in public).
Me watching Severance
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Me watching Severance
Being actively big-timed at a laundromat by the sole employee. Denied the bathroom code (he silently entered it himself blocking the keypad), moving the wheeled basket back when I was clearly using it. Humiliating. Aren’t we supposed to be coming together as a city… (smdh)
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Being actively big-timed at a laundromat by the sole employee. Denied the bathroom code (he silently entered it himself blocking the keypad), moving the wheeled basket back when I was clearly using it. Humiliating. Aren’t we supposed to be coming together as a city… (smdh)
My guy is still available for adoption via the labelle foundation on IG. Scoop him up!
January 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My guy is still available for adoption via the labelle foundation on IG. Scoop him up!
Let’s talk about last night’s big winner shall we
January 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Let’s talk about last night’s big winner shall we
a way both films deal with the banality of evil because Julian is so casually sadistic in his deception of Luke in his efforts to win the World Jam and take over the deed to his dance loft.
January 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
a way both films deal with the banality of evil because Julian is so casually sadistic in his deception of Luke in his efforts to win the World Jam and take over the deed to his dance loft.
Who called it Paw Patrol and not The Dog Popo
December 16, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Who called it Paw Patrol and not The Dog Popo
Highlights from the teen girls next to me at Interstellar in IMAX:
-“is that a real robot?”
-“SHUT UP” (re: Ann Hathaway)
-“I thought he was going home?”
-“haha” re: an Instagram story)
-“that was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me!” (After talking through the whole thing)
-“is that a real robot?”
-“SHUT UP” (re: Ann Hathaway)
-“I thought he was going home?”
-“haha” re: an Instagram story)
-“that was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me!” (After talking through the whole thing)
December 16, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Highlights from the teen girls next to me at Interstellar in IMAX:
-“is that a real robot?”
-“SHUT UP” (re: Ann Hathaway)
-“I thought he was going home?”
-“haha” re: an Instagram story)
-“that was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me!” (After talking through the whole thing)
-“is that a real robot?”
-“SHUT UP” (re: Ann Hathaway)
-“I thought he was going home?”
-“haha” re: an Instagram story)
-“that was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me!” (After talking through the whole thing)
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione was able to evade police for over five days with a series of elaborate disguises
December 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione was able to evade police for over five days with a series of elaborate disguises
Not disagreeing that the original version is perfect but I think the 2018 Grinch earns it’s existence solely for the insanely good better-than/it-had-any-right-to be Tyler The Creator soundtrack youtu.be/8CKEcOBCSQg?...
December 8, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Not disagreeing that the original version is perfect but I think the 2018 Grinch earns it’s existence solely for the insanely good better-than/it-had-any-right-to be Tyler The Creator soundtrack youtu.be/8CKEcOBCSQg?...
It’s crazy how you can go to sleep with a full untouched glass of water next to your bed and still wake up hungover.
December 7, 2024 at 10:07 PM
It’s crazy how you can go to sleep with a full untouched glass of water next to your bed and still wake up hungover.
Thanks to all my 600 (whoa mama!) bluesky followers. What do you guys want for Christmas? No gift is too extravagant.
December 4, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Thanks to all my 600 (whoa mama!) bluesky followers. What do you guys want for Christmas? No gift is too extravagant.
Finally watching Anatomy Of Lies and can’t get over how shocking and terrible it is and also how crazy it would be if someone made a 3 hour documentary about how much I sucked
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Finally watching Anatomy Of Lies and can’t get over how shocking and terrible it is and also how crazy it would be if someone made a 3 hour documentary about how much I sucked
Walked my dog past a man trying to wrangle his kids into an SUV, toddler evading capture at all costs. When he emerged from the car he was wearing a SpaceX “Occupy Mars” shirt. Bro you can’t even Occupy your Ford Explorer!
November 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Walked my dog past a man trying to wrangle his kids into an SUV, toddler evading capture at all costs. When he emerged from the car he was wearing a SpaceX “Occupy Mars” shirt. Bro you can’t even Occupy your Ford Explorer!
A little empathy for Matt Gaetz please. He didn’t know this was going to happen to his face when he put on The Mask.
November 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
A little empathy for Matt Gaetz please. He didn’t know this was going to happen to his face when he put on The Mask.
ohhhh so i'm like old-old. got it.
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
ohhhh so i'm like old-old. got it.
If it was ever in question, yes I am a true friend where it counts.
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
If it was ever in question, yes I am a true friend where it counts.
Who called it Body Double and not Pervertigo?
November 18, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Who called it Body Double and not Pervertigo?
Of all the ways it seems sweet to have been a TV writer in the 90s, Simpsons couch gag brainstorm day seems like the best paid work imaginable
November 18, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Of all the ways it seems sweet to have been a TV writer in the 90s, Simpsons couch gag brainstorm day seems like the best paid work imaginable