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Dave ❤️
@daveheart45.bsky.social
PNW | Gay | Bunny Dad | ADHD


Into blueberries 🫐 and chips 🫓
Hot take: Santa watches you all year, knows when you’re naughty, and lets your parents take credit for the gifts. Sounds like peak cuck energy to me. 🎅🎄

#Cuck #HolidayHotTakes #SantaDrama #BlueskyThoughts
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December 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Happy FCF to all who celebrate. 🥂 May your day be long and your vibes even longer.

#FCF #CelebrateEverything #BlueskyEnergy
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December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Apparently, Bobby Berk left Queer Eye, and now I’m spiraling. Who’s going to tell me my plants are in the wrong place and that I need to feng shui my life? 🌱💔

Thoughts, Fab Five stans?

#QueerEye
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December 11, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Watching today’s viral chaos like: ‘I’m just here for the comments.’ 👀
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December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I just found out the sun isn’t gay, but it still shines on us like an ally. 🌞Anyway, back to being iconic and slightly confused.

#GayThoughts #BlueskyChaos #UnnecessaryRevelations
December 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Imagine going viral for being that person in a dress shop. Respect isn’t that hard, Karen.
December 11, 2024 at 4:49 PM
✨Serving face, grace, and a little bit of gay chaos today. 💅🌈

Feeling cute, might delete never. Thoughts?

#Selfie #GayAgenda #QueerJoy #RainbowEnergy #SlayTheDay
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I’m currently thriving on iced coffee, gay panic, and an unhealthy obsession with my reflection. ✨🌈

10/10 would recommend being me today.

#QueerVibes #GayAgenda #BlueskyMood #LGBTQIA #RainbowEnergy #ChosenFamily #GayAF #SelfLoveJourney
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
🌈 Breaking: I’m still gay. Still dramatic. Still thriving. Scientists are baffled. 💅✨

How’s your queer little life going? Let’s compare chaos.

#GayAgenda #QueerJoy #BlueskyChaos #LGBTQIA #RainbowVibes #ChosenFamily #GayAF #DramaQueenEnergy #Gay
December 9, 2024 at 2:32 AM
💅 Gay, chaotic, glittery—who’s joining the vibe? 🌈 Drop a 🌟 if you’re in.

#GayAgenda #QueerVibes #LGBTQIA+ #RainbowEnergy #ChosenFamily #GayAF #PrideEveryDay #Gay
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 AM
🌈 Breaking: I just looked in the mirror and confirmed—yes, I am the drama 💅✨

#QueerChaos #BlueskyDramaClub
December 6, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I think my Bunny is gay.
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
🌈 Advice to baby gay: Life gets gayer, and so do you. Also, yes, they’re gay too. 💅✨

#QueerJoy #BabyGayWisdom #gay
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM