Dave Hageman 🍁 🍂🍁
@davehageman.bsky.social
Former historian; Ohioan in VA; Antifa Block Captain; soccer and other assorted nonsense
I would honestly eat an entire jar of this for dinner.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I would honestly eat an entire jar of this for dinner.
Playing and watching in cold weather is preferable to playing and watching in hot weather.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Playing and watching in cold weather is preferable to playing and watching in hot weather.
You can always shoot for Adrian Adonis.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You can always shoot for Adrian Adonis.
Man, just put them on wheels
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Man, just put them on wheels
Maybe if we keep photoshopping increasingly ridiculous things into her hands in this pic, she’ll have an Elon-style meltdown. #DingleBari
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Maybe if we keep photoshopping increasingly ridiculous things into her hands in this pic, she’ll have an Elon-style meltdown. #DingleBari
My daughter isn’t big on emptying her pockets when she does laundry—money, hair ties, pens, jewelry, you name it. Today I found a corn nut.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My daughter isn’t big on emptying her pockets when she does laundry—money, hair ties, pens, jewelry, you name it. Today I found a corn nut.
Until the 28th
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Until the 28th
Made me a cake this morning.
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Made me a cake this morning.
The pro-life moral absolutists would like you to know that blowing people up is a bit of an ethical and legal gray area.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The pro-life moral absolutists would like you to know that blowing people up is a bit of an ethical and legal gray area.
Tired of these weak-ass blood oranges that are only partially red.
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tired of these weak-ass blood oranges that are only partially red.
Every Trump foreign policy pronouncement sounds like he’s doing an homage to this Sinatra bit from @theonion.com.
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Every Trump foreign policy pronouncement sounds like he’s doing an homage to this Sinatra bit from @theonion.com.
I just got back from there—you should totes take a sunset cruise around the caldera!
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I just got back from there—you should totes take a sunset cruise around the caldera!
This AEK shirt is everything you’d want in a knockoff—cheap, ill-fitting, ready to burst at the seems, and purchased in a sketchy shop within the shadow of the Acropolis.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This AEK shirt is everything you’d want in a knockoff—cheap, ill-fitting, ready to burst at the seems, and purchased in a sketchy shop within the shadow of the Acropolis.
Moon over Santorini.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Moon over Santorini.
The Acropolis at night
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Acropolis at night
At the Oracle of Delphi
October 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
At the Oracle of Delphi
We’ll always have Dr. J v. Larry Bird
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We’ll always have Dr. J v. Larry Bird
I read this like Ratto and Israel are a borscht belt comedy duo and now it’s all I can think about.
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I read this like Ratto and Israel are a borscht belt comedy duo and now it’s all I can think about.