Dave Green
@davegreeniest.bsky.social
Just a mensch doing his best to make the world a little bit better of a place. Philly boy living in LA.
This just in: Marcia Gay Harden has been canceled.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This just in: Marcia Gay Harden has been canceled.
May you live your life in a manner that doesn't compel people to have champagne on ice, just waiting for you to die.
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
May you live your life in a manner that doesn't compel people to have champagne on ice, just waiting for you to die.
I feel like we are living in the stage of a tsunami when all the water is leaving the bay and everyone is standing there watching.
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I feel like we are living in the stage of a tsunami when all the water is leaving the bay and everyone is standing there watching.
For four years, literally every time I heard the ding of a news alert I prayed it finally happened. It's not even January yet, and I'm already doing it again.
December 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
For four years, literally every time I heard the ding of a news alert I prayed it finally happened. It's not even January yet, and I'm already doing it again.
That second wave because you don't think your neighbor saw your first attempt
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
That second wave because you don't think your neighbor saw your first attempt
Vests. When you want 25% of your body to be warm.
November 27, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Vests. When you want 25% of your body to be warm.
What is the worst airport in the country and why can't LAX get its shit together?
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
What is the worst airport in the country and why can't LAX get its shit together?
The incoming administration is the Spirit Airlines of Carnival Cruises.
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
The incoming administration is the Spirit Airlines of Carnival Cruises.
We can land a probe on an asteroid 200 million miles away but still have to type a 20-digit number to track shipped packages instead of just getting a QR code? Get your shit together, USPS.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
We can land a probe on an asteroid 200 million miles away but still have to type a 20-digit number to track shipped packages instead of just getting a QR code? Get your shit together, USPS.