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I am a Minnesota Twins fan in Arizona, I play bass and guitar, I have a boring IT job that I love, I have a fantastic wife and great kids. Trans rights are human rights. He/him
I remember when the most interesting thing about Nikki Minaj was her cousin's friend's balls.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I remember when the most interesting thing about Nikki Minaj was her cousin's friend's balls.
The reason Christian Nationalists see other cultures and religions as a threat is because they are a threat to other cultures and religions. They assume others want to wipe them out because they want to wipe out others.
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The reason Christian Nationalists see other cultures and religions as a threat is because they are a threat to other cultures and religions. They assume others want to wipe them out because they want to wipe out others.
Living the dream.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Living the dream.
Raise your hand if you can identify an instance of a preventative MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Raise your hand if you can identify an instance of a preventative MRI.
We bought a painting today at a street market. The artist quoted us a price, but suggested that we could try to talk her down. I told her that I never try to bargain with artists. I acknowledge their value and will never suggest that they are worth less than what they believe.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We bought a painting today at a street market. The artist quoted us a price, but suggested that we could try to talk her down. I told her that I never try to bargain with artists. I acknowledge their value and will never suggest that they are worth less than what they believe.
Reports indicate that Trump will propose some kind of extension for ACA subsidies, restoring affordability to health insurance for those with low income.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reports indicate that Trump will propose some kind of extension for ACA subsidies, restoring affordability to health insurance for those with low income.
The fact that you can have a pair of galoshes suggests that you can have just one galosh.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The fact that you can have a pair of galoshes suggests that you can have just one galosh.
We were passed on the freeway by a Charger with a very loud exhaust. My wife said, "Sorry for your small dick." I love her so much.
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
We were passed on the freeway by a Charger with a very loud exhaust. My wife said, "Sorry for your small dick." I love her so much.
JD Vance once called Trump "America's Hitler". Now he loves Trump. Trump didn't change.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
JD Vance once called Trump "America's Hitler". Now he loves Trump. Trump didn't change.
I won't claim to be an expert in a lot of things, but one thing I am certain of is that Chihuahuas don't like Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I won't claim to be an expert in a lot of things, but one thing I am certain of is that Chihuahuas don't like Halloween.
The new women's baseball league should have a team in San Diego called the Madres.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The new women's baseball league should have a team in San Diego called the Madres.
Sometimes Dodger games feel like an organ concert occasionally interrupted by baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes Dodger games feel like an organ concert occasionally interrupted by baseball.
I'm going to open a French-Asian fusion restaurant and call it Thai France.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm going to open a French-Asian fusion restaurant and call it Thai France.
National baseball announcers are only aware of three teams: the Yankees, the Dodgers, and the scrappy underdogs.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
National baseball announcers are only aware of three teams: the Yankees, the Dodgers, and the scrappy underdogs.
Listening to these announcers you would think the Dodgers are not only the best team in baseball, they're probably the best team in history, and might even be able to win the Superbowl.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Listening to these announcers you would think the Dodgers are not only the best team in baseball, they're probably the best team in history, and might even be able to win the Superbowl.
The real problem isn't that some Republicans are nazis, but that the rest of the Republicans seem OK with it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The real problem isn't that some Republicans are nazis, but that the rest of the Republicans seem OK with it.
To say that Trump "lost" the Nobel Peace Prize is sort of like saying that I "lost" the American League Rookie of the Year Award.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
To say that Trump "lost" the Nobel Peace Prize is sort of like saying that I "lost" the American League Rookie of the Year Award.
Someone should do a mashup of It's The End of the World As We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire. The verses would be almost interchangeable.
October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Someone should do a mashup of It's The End of the World As We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire. The verses would be almost interchangeable.
The best I can say about Charlie Kirk is that he was a great spokesman for the white American pseudo-Christian patriarchy.
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The best I can say about Charlie Kirk is that he was a great spokesman for the white American pseudo-Christian patriarchy.
Seeing one TV station here airing Joel Osteen followed by the Charlie Kirk memorial service makes me wonder if American Christians have ever heard of Jesus.
September 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Seeing one TV station here airing Joel Osteen followed by the Charlie Kirk memorial service makes me wonder if American Christians have ever heard of Jesus.
Do you remember?
September 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you remember?
There's still time for ABC to do the right thing and immediately reinstate Jimmy Kimmel. We need to stand up to tyranny.
September 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There's still time for ABC to do the right thing and immediately reinstate Jimmy Kimmel. We need to stand up to tyranny.
Good game, Mike.
Umpires: Brian O'Nora, Mike Estabrook
Final: Blue Jays 1, Rays 2
#LightsUpLetsGo // #RaysUp
#TORvsTB // #TBvsTOR
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Mike%20Estabrook
Final: Blue Jays 1, Rays 2
#LightsUpLetsGo // #RaysUp
#TORvsTB // #TBvsTOR
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Mike%20Estabrook
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Good game, Mike.
Since the Supreme Court now says racial profiling is OK, and white men commit most mass shootings, should we just start arresting all white men on sight?
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Since the Supreme Court now says racial profiling is OK, and white men commit most mass shootings, should we just start arresting all white men on sight?